Love & Sex

Happy Hour: Thanks, But No Thanks

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I know I’m supposed to be telling you how to attract guys — not drive them away — but I can’t help admiring the chutzpah of the creative minds behind Gramkin Paper Studios, designers of the courtesy card.

Wanting to cut loose the riffraff quick and easy at their local happy hour, they came up with cards that say it all…so they don’t have to.

While some cards may seem rude, and a little bit bitchtastic…


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…I also find them clever, and deliciously — well — bitchtastic.


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Perhaps the efficient use of such cards in order to dispatch Mr. Wrong will leave you in the clear for Mr. Right.

(Um, if they’re not appalled by your ice queen behavior.)