Once upon a time, you could worm your way into a conversation — and, eventually, a guy’s heart — by responding to his plea for a light with the matches you had conveniently stashed in your back pocket.
But then you’d have to deal with cigarette-breath for the duration of your relationship.
If you’d much prefer the man who’s still playing beer pong well into his early 30s (I know I would), impress your target inebriant with your preparedness by pulling out this bottle opener key.
If you can open his beer in his time of greatest need (for booze), he just may open his heart.
[$8, Urban Outfitters]