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If You Love Me You’ll Bedazzle Me

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I’m sort of digging this shirt, both because it’s blingtastic, and because it sends the subliminal message: Buy me diamonds, fool!

Then again, I’m the type of person who buys my own diamonds. Except that they’re not really diamonds. They’re rhinestones. Which is why they only cost $20. But they seem to fool everybody else, so take that.

Men: If your girlfriend asks for a diamond, don’t buy her this shirt. She will be angry. She’s probably already angry that she had to ask in the first place.

Oh, p.s. For those who didn’t get my song reference in the post title, you should go here immediately.

[$22, Etsy]

[Via Creature Comforts]