…but I don’t luv you that much.
Not so much a tools of attraction as it is a management tool for one-night stands who have overstayed their welcome, the forthcoming iLuv iMM153 Desktop Alarm Clock is not your typical clock radio.
Rather, it comes with a bed shaker that will supposedly “wake even the deepest of sleepers.”
As someone who has had multiple overnight guests who just. won’t. go away, I find this genius.
For those of you who don’t suffer from this problem, however, I wouldn’t recommend the iMM153. Audio alarms are traumatic enough.