Got a taste for danger? A penchant for adventure? A keen sense of where to find the booty? Show off your swashbuckling side with this pirate sword BBQ skewer.
There’s nothing like a grill master with a sense of humor to get your “ship mate” all set to sail the high seas (or just head to the bedroom). And at 19 inches, this double tonged skewer lets you grill from a distance, letting you swig your rum while canoodling with your pirate gal.
In a cross country survey taken three years ago, it was found that people preferred pirates to ninjas. Ride this pirate wave while you can because, I promise you, ninjas are coming back.
[$20, Think Geek]
[via The Awesomer]