Love & Sex

Kiss After Kiss

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You know that song “Mutilated Lips,” by Ween? I often feel as if that song is about me…me and my chapped, completely unkissable lips.

If you want to be sure that yours remain kissable for the duration, going from day into night, I’d suggest Avon’s SpectraColor Lipstick.


[$9.50, Avon]

Each tube holds seven lipstick colors, ranging from dark to light, each applicable with just a turn of the dial. Which pretty much gurantees that you’re ready for anything, from a quick, illicit romp in the office supply closet (lightest) to a heady liplock with a handsome stranger at your neighborhood’s hottest club (darkest).

Now that’s safe smooching.