The morning and I are not friends. In fact, I am so not a morning person that I seriously consider staying up all night if I have to be somewhere early. So if you want to get into my pajama pants before the clock is in the pm, you better have something unforgettable to offer. Something, say, along these lines:
This new breakfast mix from Fred Flare brings together two of my most favorite things: buttermilk pancakes and Vosges bacon chocolate bars. And trust me — if you want to butter up the lady in your life, you can’t go wrong with a big plate of awesome served up as breakfast in bed.
Bacon, chocolate, pancakes, and nookie? I might just set my alarm for that.
[$14, Fred Flare]