Love & Sex

My Penis is a Work of Art

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Or at least that’s what he’s thinking.

Which is perhaps why he:

  • hangs out around his apartment naked
  • refers to his member as He-Man
  • so enjoys performing the penis dance for you
  • constantly invites you to go down on him
  • wears these boxers:

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[$16, Internet Wines & Spirits]

I suppose that, in this case, the most you can do is just agree that — yes — his little man is actually the big, awesome, skillful, should-be-sculpted-for-the-good-of-all-womankind man. I mean, if it makes him feel good…

If you’d rather not date a man who’d wear these boxers, though, I don’t blame you. Better to find someone to worship your bod.