Love & Sex

Now I Can Upgrade My Sex Tapes!

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You guys. I had previously been taping all of my personal sex tapes on my Microsoft LifeCam VX-5000*, and it was okay, I guess, but Microsoft is now launching the new LifeCam Cinema in a couple weeks, and it promises to make my homegrown sex tapes even sexier!

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[$79.99]

First of all, the LifeCam Cinema will be the first consumer¬†to support 720p video at 30fps (I don’t know what this means, but these people do; I think it means that it’s the webcam with true HD capabilities). It also¬†features a glass lens, auto focus, 4x digital zoom, and a digital, noise-cancelling microphone that is mounted on the top of the camera. Snazzy!

My home (porn) videos will be so much better!

*Okay. So I’ve never actually made a sex tape. Whatever.

[Via The Awesomer]