Love & Sex

One Sweet Gesture: I’d Give My Right Eye For You

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So the other night, I was watching that episode of Flight of the Conchords where Bret challenges Jemaine to a duel (does this show just keep getting more ridiculous — and by “ridiculous,” I mean “awesome” — or what?) when it hit me: All the men who want to get with me (and there are so many) should compete for my love by having a fight to the death!

And by “fight to the death,” I mean “hit each other with inflatable rubber gladiator weapons!”

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[$20, gadgetepoint]

This particular set comes with inflatable helmets, shields, and mace, and even has game rules.

Prove your love the down and dirty way, with your very own love duel.