When I was a little girl, my mom made a noble attempt to raise me Catholic. But despite (or perhaps due to) her efforts, fifteen-year-old me stopped going to mass, started smoking cigarettes, and managed to make out with every teenage boy on my suburban block. Though I’ve never been back to church since, I still find something about the ritualistic nature of religion… well, pretty damn sexy.
And it looks like I’m not the only one: designer Jacobo Munoz has created a line of erotic toys entitled The Genesis of Love Making. The set includes a hot wax massage candle, glass dildo, blindfold (fashioned after the stole of a priest), cock ring, feather tickler, whip, and fantasy diary prefaced with a Genesis excerpt.
Count ’em up and that makes seven sex toys: one for each of the seven days of biblical creation.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pretty sure that reenacting an erotica version of the Christian creation story is about as naughty as it gets. It might just be time to study up on those bible verses…