I’ve said it before, but it’s worth repeating: smarts are damned sexy. Furthermore, an abundance of brains is exactly what has turned many a geek into absolute scientific studmuffin material (The Fly, Hulk, and Young Einstein come to mind immediately, but that’s really just the tip of the sexy smart guy iceberg, so to speak).
So show her what you’re really made of, with this:
That’s right, don this human ingredients shirt and your object of desire will know that you’ve got what it takes to have a good time. In the brains department, that is. And by what it takes, I am in fact referring to that .00046% of Rubidium.
God, science is hot.