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39-inch-snail

Want to be her hero?

Be prepared. Be Mister Fix-It. Be a jack of all trades. And be adorable while doing it.

This 39-inch snail will make it possible for you to help out around the house at a moment’s notice. Does she need a new kitchen tablecloth? Quick! Measure the table! Does she have her eye on that wine cabinet on clearance at Pier One? Make sure there’s room for it before she blows her dough. Does she need some pictures hung? Make sure that cluster of paintings is perfectly spaced.

While perhaps not the most manly of tools, it’s a sure charmer.

Ladies? Carry one on your keychain as an assurance that — yes — you can handle the home repairs yourself, thankyouverymuch.