Love & Sex

Songs to Get Sexy To: Bonnie “Prince” Billy

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 For those lazy Saturday mornings rolling around in your bed, look no further than Bonnie "Prince" Billy’s Ease Down the Road.

Bonnie "Prince" Billy, the pseudonym for Will Oldham (along with Palace Brothers, Palace Music, etc.), sings soft, gentle folk songs that are particularly explicit when it comes to love and sex. These words would sound skeevy coming out of some hack like Scott Stapp, but are delivered with perfection as Oldham croons about infidelity, love, one-night stands (leaving and being left), and oral sex.

He sings a lot about oral sex.

My girlfriend and I can personally attest to the effectiveness of this album inducing a nice, relaxed weekend lay.

Here is one of those sexy songs:

And here are some sample lyrics to get your blood pumping to all the right places:

"May It Always Be"
In the morning we’ll wrestle
And ruin our stomachs with coffee
Won’t we be won’t we be won’t be happy
And we will rise in anger love and ardor
Shining shining sparkling shining

"A King at Night"
She was a fine looking lady
And she liked to go down on me
And I liked to go down on her too

"After I Made Love to You"
Baby why don’t we feel guilty
Why’s it seem we’re doing right
When we’re doing something filthy
In a rented room tonight

"Rich Wife Full of Happiness"
And I lick you dry until you are laughing
My finger is in your behind
I woke up fat and almost unhappy
But the bigger the laugh the bigger the belly
And I bellow out and the whole bed it shakes
And you smile at my laugh as it rocks you awake

[$10 – $14, Drag City Records]