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Star Gaze With Your Honey

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And when I say “star gaze,” I’m not referring to Orion’s Belt.

You loved the new Star Trek movie. So did she. You can name every episode of the original Star Trek series, in chronological order. She…has sex dreams about Zachary Quinto. You’re made for each other!

Did she know that Leonard Nimoy was the original Vulcan sex symbol? She’ll be willing to spend hours with you just to learn that lesson once you tell her about your DVD collection of the original ST series.

Me? I had a huge crush on “Bones” McCoy when I was a young’un.

No matter who you lusted after, you should brace yourself for hours of out-of-this-world fantasy fodder.

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