Once upon a time, you could pick up someone studiously sexy merely by setting up shop at your local cafe, surrounded by laptop, beat-up paperback, and coffee.
You’d make eyes at the freelancer or struggling writer sitting two tables over, he or she would join you and, eventually, you’d walk slowly off into the sunset, laptop bags over your shoulders.
Now, you can barely find a seat, let alone love.
Luckily, some genius has designed the Openaire, “a hybrid of a laptop carrying case, work surface, and chair.”
Unluckily, it appears to be just a concept. And this makes me sad.
Bring the Openaire to the people! Let us find lovers using our laptops and nerd glasses anywhere!