Love & Sex

There Will Be Boobs

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Boobs are awesome. I thank the breast gods daily for my twin pleasure domes, and they’ve garnered more perks than I can count. That, and they’re easily my best tool of attraction. But for those of us who aren’t quite so luckily endowed, the miracle solution has arrived:

Victoria’s Secret guarantees that its new Miraculous Bra will add two cup sizes, and it comes in a huge variety of colors and patterns. With a promise like that, Miraculous might just be the best fifty bucks you’ve ever spent.

After all, when it comes down to it, a fantastic pair of boobs will get you very, very far.

[$48 – $52, Victoria’s Secret]