Love & Sex

Things Better Than Boobs

Pin it

things-better-than-boobs

[$11.65, Amazon]

When I saw that there was a book called Things Better Than Boobs, I was immediately able to think of multiple items that could apply, including the s’more I had just eaten and the bag of Chex Mix I was about to eat. I knew, however, that a man might feel differently, and was frustrated when I couldn’t access a preview of the book, or even a flippin’ Table of Contents.

When I asked my boyfriend — who periodically gropes me without permission — what he thought was better than boobs, he stood there in silence for a few moments, finally declaring that there was not one thing better than boobs…and certainly not enough things to fill an entire book!

When I pressed him, he said:

  1. “Uh, money? Money might be better than boobs…”
  2. spicy tuna rolls
  3. the Internet

Which is why I’m just going to suggest you buy a top like this:

express-top

[$29.50, Express]

The wrap and the ruching are a winning combination.

My boobs look fantastic in it!

[Via Cool Material]