Tools of Attraction: Dogs

Kendra, 30; Jacob, 31; Dog, Taco

What do you think about dressing up pets?
K: I actually have a trunk of outfits from my mom. She's got a dinosaur outfit.
J: It's wrong. It's so wrong. I don't agree with it.
K: I dressed her as a ladybug one day and Lou Reed saw her and shook his head in disapproval.
J: Was it at A.A.?

Lou Reed does not approve of dogs in clothes?
K: He does not. It was at the Library Bar; it was years ago.
J: Lou Reed? Did you see how that guy dresses?

You're a hot lady with an adorable dog. Do you get a lot of attention from the opposite sex?
K: People love Taco! I was just saying today, people look at her and smile. She always makes people smile.
J: And then they look up.
K: And then they look up and see me and cry.

Are you attracted to women with dogs?
J: Not necessarily. I guess. I start actually thinking about the fact that they have to follow that dog around three times a day and pick up their shit.
K: That is the worst. Lately when I take her out and I'm picking up after her, guys will snicker. I was on 3rd St. the other day picking up her poop and this car full of guys drove by and laughed at me, while I was holding this bag of dog shit. I was like "What, do you want this?"
You should have thrown it at them.

Kendra: T-shirt: Chapel, jeans: American Eagle, boots: flea market
Jacob: shirt: Comic Boos, rest of outfit: Earnest Sewn, shoes: Paragon Sports