We all know that the quickest way to your date’s heart is through her stomach. In other words, cook her up a gourmet dinner, and she’ll be yours in no time. Easier said than done, right?
God knows I’ve jumped into bed for little more than a perfectly fried macaroni and cheese ball, but not all of us can be culinary naturals. Enter Cook to Bang: The Lay Cook’s Guide to Getting Laid. The title pretty much says it all, but Cook to Bang has a few secrets up its chef’s apron. Paired with the recipes and easy-to-understand instructions are history tidbits on sex and food through the ages, sexual profile menus, how to’s on setting the mood and serving the food, and tips on which courses work best for serious seduction.
And since Cook to Bang won’t be available until May 11th, you’ve got lots of time to work on the other seduction aspects of your pad: namely, a table, dishes, and silverware.
Thanks to Shaun for the tip!
[$10 pre-order, Amazon]