The deep v-neck:
On women, it’s intensely flattering, both elongating the neck and showcasing the boobage.
On men, it’s just distracting…a douchebaggy version of an even douchebaggier look: the mostly undone, chest hair-sprouting button-down.
This image says it best:
Men: Don’t be douchebags.
And while we’re on the topic, chest hair is also a turn-off for me…at least when it’s popping out of your shirt, giving others the impression that it’s so full and luxuriant, your top just can’t contain it. Please contain yourselves, men.
I know that some of you don’t give a damn what I think. So be my guest:
[$18, Urban Outfitters]