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What I Learned at Last Night’s Party

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What I Learned at Last Night’s Party:

  • Body paint totally counts as clothing.
  • And is hotter than clothing.
  • Yet is still not as hot as bare, perky breasts that are stripped of both clothing and paint.
  • Cops are hot as hell.
  • Especially when they’re only wearing black boots, black underpants, and a hat.
  • And gyrating on a raised dais.
  • Masks give one a sexy air of mystery.
  • Too bad it’s tough to pull that look off all year ’round.
  • Magic tricks may seem cheesy¬†(and — don’t get me wrong — they are), but they certainly break the ice. And that’s something you can pull off no matter what the season.

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