Love letters. Sexting. Phone sex. That perfect pickup line. Do you have a way with words?
I’ve always been quick to discredit others over chronic misspellings, apostrophe misplacement, and piss-poor prose, and I have a feeling I’m not the only one. Which is why I suggest you review your grammar guides, invest in a nice, thick thesaurus…
…and get your gal all lathered up with this typography soap, rife with vowels and consonants that roll deliciously off the tongue, and important logograms like the ampersand.
Whispering sweet somethings to each other — like froth, spume, or douse — is sure to get your tongues twisted in a good way.
[$11, Fred Flare]