Fifteen Great Moments in Sex

Nerve readers share the highlights of their sexual careers.

By Nerve Readers

Last summer, I was working a huge concert festival on Governors Island. An ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend were there because I’d put them on the VIP list. It was an extremely grueling day, busy and nearly 102 degrees by midday. When I got a text from my ex saying her new girlfriend thought I was hot and they had both eaten ecstasy, I told my boss I was going on walkie silence for an hour. We left the concert venue to retreat to the hammocks at Picnic Point. For an hour we could hear Sleigh Bells in the background as the three of us took sweaty and naked to the summer evening. The great moment came when two fifteen-passenger vans drove past and honked, with one of my colleagues yelling my name and clapping out the window. — Nicholas

 

My new girlfriend and I were at a summer party one night on a rooftop. For whatever reason, I’d been insanely horny — walking around with half an erection — for hours. When I finally grabbed my girlfriend and slid around the corner to take care of it, I was nearly running to get my pants off. When I came, I closed my eyes for a second and half-passed out. It was so good I actually fell down, bare-assed, onto the gravel of the roof and sprained my wrist. — Donald

 

My best ever sexual moment — which definitely belongs in the humor/irony category, occurred while I on the phone with my aunt. She was giving me a lecture that could have been summed up as: "It's okay to like girls, but don't you think life would be easier if you liked boys?" This was funny, because my girlfriend was going down on me at the time. — Jessica

 

It was an affair. No two ways about it. I was studying abroad in Argentina, boyfriend back home. The whole program got to go on a trip to this idyllic little inn in Uruguay  —everyone sleeping three or four to a room. Except for me and James — a boy I’d had my eye one. We were paired alone, in the most spectacular room in the place. The best moment was when we opened the door, suddenly alone, and both realized what was going to happen. Illicit sex and vacation sex are the two best kinds of sex. That night, I got to do both. Twice.  — George

 

In boarding school, a guy named David climbed out his window, along a ledge, and woke me up by knocking on mine. We climbed together up the fire escape to the roof, and had the craziest sex of my life, looking out towards the woods. It was my first time. — Steve

 

I was with my boyfriend in a hotel during his family reunion. We didn't have our own room, but I noticed there was an extra key to a room that some of his relatives hadn't checked into yet. I grabbed the key, and told my boyfriend to meet me in room fifteen. He walked in and I was naked on the bed waiting for him. The excitement of possibly getting caught was an amazing aphrodisiac and we ending up coming at the exact same time in under five minutes. A real feat, I'd say.  — Samantha

 

I was at camp the summer before my freshman year in high school and I started hooking up with my Quaker camp counselor. We made out a few times and I gave him a successful handjob, but the real magic happened one night, when I was sitting on a table and he gave me my first orgasm. All I can say is that he was very good with his hands. — Kaitlin

 

I went for a snorkel with my old boyfriend, off a sailboat moored near a Caribbean island. The sun was setting. We turned a corner and were just out of sight of the boat (with parents/friend/his siblings, etc.), when I stripped. He followed suit — he was wearing trunks, I was in a bikini, so it wasn't all that hard. Then we boned in the shallows, fins still on, masks pulled down. Not the best sex ever per se, but definitely among my most memorable moments. No aquatic animals or corals were hurt during this exercise. — Lindsay

Commentarium (35 Comments)

Mar 20 11 - 3:13am
epiphany

Wow. This tells me that either I have a much wilder and crazier sexual past than the average person, or that I'm at least 10 years older than the average Nerve reader. I have depressing feeling that it's the latter.

Mar 20 11 - 4:25pm
BenReininga

Don't just hint at it! Submit your own. We run round-ups like this periodically, and if yours is as crazy as you say, we'll surely include it in the next one. Leave it in the comments or send it to submissions@nerve.com

Mar 20 11 - 6:54pm
epiphany

I'm going to email one. If it's not good enough, I've got others. :)

Mar 20 11 - 11:40am
LAHV

This feature is amazing. I'm astonishingly horny now. When will someone from Nerve interview me for something like this?

Mar 20 11 - 11:44am
LAHV

I'd also like to mention I had almost the exact same experience as Greg. No, it wasn't with a man named Greg.

Mar 20 11 - 12:04pm
lawl

And here I was thinking that these people have had way more fun sex than me. I hate you, epiphany.

Mar 20 11 - 2:50pm
epiphany

Well, I've never had a four-way, or Four Loko, if that makes you feel any better.

Mar 20 11 - 6:38pm
E

I think having sex on Four Loko has become a classic

Mar 20 11 - 6:45pm
epiphany

I think having sex on Four Loko is a classic only for the under-25 set. For the rest of us, drinking Four Loko would just be sad.

Mar 21 11 - 10:17am
no kidding

+1

Mar 24 11 - 2:27pm
Jack

Damn. I'm so frakin' old I had to lookup "Four Loko" in the Urban Dictionary. jeebus, now, I'm depressed.

Mar 26 11 - 11:05am
splendid

what is this 'urban dictionary' of which you speak, young fella?

Apr 01 11 - 2:57pm
some bitchcunt

haha anyone who buys four loko is in the 21-year old range that I am happy to have recently outgrown. damn kids

Mar 20 11 - 5:12pm
notwithU

Sex doesn't have to be "crazy" and involve hanging from chandeliers for it to be great...

Mar 21 11 - 10:38am
Jeremy

thats why it says 'fifteen great moments in sex' not 'fifteen moments in great sex'

Mar 22 11 - 1:07am
dj

I'd totally rather read fifteen moments in great sex. I can think of at least 15 I've had myself...

Mar 22 11 - 9:47am
epiphany

Would have been better titled as "Fifteen Memorable Moments in Sex." All are clearly special to the individual - "great" is in the eye of the beholder.

Mar 21 11 - 1:18am
CC

It's like reading an article in Cosmo.

Mar 21 11 - 12:30pm
DMan

Very sexy title pic by the way. Now that is way hotter than most fully naked shots, very sensual and definitely classy... Great photo editing.

Mar 21 11 - 1:18pm
TFF

Definitely. Her foot is so understated but sexy.

Mar 21 11 - 3:43pm
ANON

OK- so i started seeing someone from Ashley Madison and i invited him back to my office so he could scope out the Catholic school i work for. we ended up boning on my boss's desk and cleaning up the mess with pinesol. the office smelled pine fresh for a week and my boss was thrilled i tidied up....

Mar 21 11 - 5:24pm
Molly

Oh wow, either I am very old or all these folks are very young. Best moments in sex, exploring my slutty nature and indulging in MMF, FFM and MFMFM group sex. An amazing stage in my sexual development but one that has been seriously topped by finding a man who 'gets' me completely and my submissive needs. http://mollysdailykiss.com/

Mollyxxx

Mar 22 11 - 1:13am
trav

my ex was the head of the yearbook in high school, which had its own room. once i bombed a math test so, to cheer me up, she pulled me in there and blew me. another time, she was having a shitty day, so we boned so hard on the yearbook table that it broke. we knew how to look out for each other's feelings.

Mar 22 11 - 12:07pm
Marie

It was his birthday and we had just reconciled after a big fight and a week of silence. It was 3 am and we had coffee at Starbucks then we decided to chill in my car. Things got steamy and he was on me in the passengers seat of my small car, my panties off and his pants down when my phone rang. It was my mother telling me to come home since her catholic self worried about something happening and the funny part about it was there was something happening. He was inside me and when the call ended we both came. Forgive me Father for I have sinned, and it was so damn good.

Mar 22 11 - 12:46pm
KK

My new girlfriend is awesome. She didn't like blow jobs "I have a weak ass stomach" as she'd said when we first discussed it, now she is very good at it and loves to go down. She loves me so she loves doing it now. She txts me saying "I want to taste you". Hot! I'm a happy man :)

Mar 23 11 - 12:32am
R

i enjoyed the innocence in a lot of these. when you grow up and get lots of personal time and space for swinging from the chandeliers, you can learn a lot about sex and yourself...but those formative stolen experiences, i think, are so memorable. the scandalous sweetness of doing it in a car, while it's raining, while your mom's calling...can't really top that. nice roundup!

Mar 23 11 - 2:57pm
chik

It was summer and we were in the farewell party of a couple of Germans friends. When we hit the third bar, we realize that we were pretty bored. So we decided to go just the two of us, but in a weekday at 3 AM in Sydney you dont have to many options, especcially if you are drunk. We decided to try get in to a Strip club. When we were there, we started to kiss eachother. My French girl, it was a very good with her tongue. that Night we almost had sex on the stipclub, We did it on her uncle pool table. She was my first girl.

Mar 23 11 - 4:09pm
JB

We had a 6-Morgan once in college, some friends and I all got drunk in a dorm room, 3 Girls 3 Guys, who would've thought everyone would be generous enough to share their partners. We just refer to it as "The Thursday" we all had class in the morning... I'm hoping it happens again and possibly throw in an extra girl

Mar 24 11 - 9:53am
Julie

In college, I had a gig as a concert usher at a large music venue. It did't pay much, but I got to watch concerts from backstage. I won't mention the band except to say that they had a really good drummer was also cute and right around my own age. He even had a tattoo, which back then was very unusual, so it actually seemed cool.
After the concert, I offered to give him a tour of the town. We ended up at a playground featuring a big tractor tire. In the dark of night, we climbed inside the tire and got it on. I remember seeing the lights of cars passing, but no one could see us. To this day, the smell of rubber gets me hot.
A few months ago, while going through a file of old letters, I ran across a thank you card he wrote me. Now that's good manners!

Mar 24 11 - 2:34pm
Jack

Indeed.
A word to other tourguides for future reference: bass players have stronger fingers than drummers. Just sayin'...

Mar 27 11 - 9:55pm
:)

This makes me giggle because my boyfriend plays bass and drums.

Jul 10 12 - 1:04am
Tad

Whoa Jack I feel I have to defend all my fellow drummers! We have VERY strong fingers that are fast and highly, erm, rhythmic too ;)

Mar 24 11 - 2:31pm
Jack

Re: Lindsay's "moment".... while I definitely enjoyed sharing her moment, I've never been able to enjoy actual salt-water boning, or on the sand for that matter, both moments like that for me were first and last due to the shocking "delicate" skin irritation impact afterwards. Salt and sand don't belong in wounds, they sure as hell don't belong... well, "down there" either.

Mar 24 11 - 3:01pm
Julie

Reminds me of an old joke. You know why girls shouldn't drink beer on the beach? Because they might get sand in their Schlitz. (I said it was an old joke, not a good joke!)

Aug 10 12 - 10:10pm
lora

my bes sexual time - i had a crush on someone .. and he also but we didnt say . once i made a party at home and when the party ended and everybody is gone . i heard a knock in the door and it was his he come in quickly and he was like kissing me .. then he hold me up staries to my room . it was my 1st and best time having sex ... ! :D