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At the end of my junior year of high school, I developed an inexplicable crush on a nerd in my physics class. He was a year younger than me, with glasses and braces, but a nice face and strangely muscular arms. Even though he was a nerd, he was really funny, which made me feel incredibly nervous. It wasn't until over the summer at a house party in the middle of nowhere that I worked up the courage to make a move. After talking all night, I pulled him into my friend's empty car and straddled him. We starting kissing just as it started to pour. It's a huge cliche, but that's probably why I never forgot it. — Megan
He was sort of rugged, young Paul Newman-esque, drank Budweiser and smoked Marlboro Reds. We met at a friend’s party and, at 4 a.m., were the only two awake and went looking for a place to "sleep." Finally, we decided the small entryway by the back door was our best option, and my partner procured what appeared to be lawn furniture cushions from the back of his car, and some towels. This gallantry ended up backfiring when, mid-coitus, I realized we were doing it just like Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon — "on the floor, on a towel by the door" — thereby throwing both of us off with my subsequent uncontrollable giggling. Hot. — Rachel
Quiet weeknight chill sessions can really get out of hand given the right ingredients. (This is especially true when your friends are hot and you wouldn't mind touching their bodies.) For instance, given a healthy supply of Four Loko and a bottle of rum, four friends can turn into four naked friends in a bed pretty quickly. Now I strictly call four-ways "Four Lokos." — Baron
The Empire Hotel lobby bar was playing terrible music, so we left and went exploring. We weren’t guests, but managed to slip by the guard and out onto the roof. We tip-toed around but it was all quiet. I pulled her into the furthest cabana from the door and sat down on a lounge chair. I started kissing her through the material of her skirt, then lifted it and went down on her. She had a cocktail in one hand, my head in the other, and started moaning quietly. She's usually very loud, so the silence was a huge turn on for me. She came and a few minutes later, returned the favor. We smoked three or four cigarettes on the roof, in the peaceful darkness. — Greg
In general, you don't go to a gay bathhouse called the "Pleasuredrome" to have sex with someone who's already your boyfriend. But when you go at 4 a.m. on a weeknight, options are limited. The night, however, turned out well. The moment I remember is looking up to realize that, unknowingly, we’d amassed quite an audience. It's very liberating to have sex in a semi-public place without worrying about the cops. (Or cleaning up.) — James
Apparently, in New York Oktoberfest means “feel free to dress like a Centurion.” One night, my (absurdly gorgeous, former-model) personal trainer and I drank innumerable pints, a handful of shots, and in the wee morning hours as we wobbled toward his apartment he whispered into my ear what he wanted to do to me, but that we couldn’t go into his apartment. (In retrospect, it wasn’t clear why.) He guided me into the stairwell. It wasn’t your typical up-against-the-wall affair: I woke up with bruises on my spine and the backs of my legs from having sex completely naked on the stairs… and the bare floor. — Sarah
My roommate and I were super-depressed and were both having months-long dry spells. We felt like shit and we fought all the time. Then a friend invited our silly cover band to play a party at his house. So the two of us and our bassist drove over there and our friend introduced us to his five beautiful female roommates (!). We played an unusually great show, and then we both got laid in adjacent bedrooms, which was really incredible because independently we'd been batting zero for an outrageously long time. Rock music. — Paul







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Wow. This tells me that either I have a much wilder and crazier sexual past than the average person, or that I'm at least 10 years older than the average Nerve reader. I have depressing feeling that it's the latter.
Don't just hint at it! Submit your own. We run round-ups like this periodically, and if yours is as crazy as you say, we'll surely include it in the next one. Leave it in the comments or send it to submissions@nerve.com
I'm going to email one. If it's not good enough, I've got others. :)
This feature is amazing. I'm astonishingly horny now. When will someone from Nerve interview me for something like this?
I'd also like to mention I had almost the exact same experience as Greg. No, it wasn't with a man named Greg.
And here I was thinking that these people have had way more fun sex than me. I hate you, epiphany.
Well, I've never had a four-way, or Four Loko, if that makes you feel any better.
I think having sex on Four Loko has become a classic
I think having sex on Four Loko is a classic only for the under-25 set. For the rest of us, drinking Four Loko would just be sad.
+1
Damn. I'm so frakin' old I had to lookup "Four Loko" in the Urban Dictionary. jeebus, now, I'm depressed.
what is this 'urban dictionary' of which you speak, young fella?
haha anyone who buys four loko is in the 21-year old range that I am happy to have recently outgrown. damn kids
Sex doesn't have to be "crazy" and involve hanging from chandeliers for it to be great...
thats why it says 'fifteen great moments in sex' not 'fifteen moments in great sex'
I'd totally rather read fifteen moments in great sex. I can think of at least 15 I've had myself...
Would have been better titled as "Fifteen Memorable Moments in Sex." All are clearly special to the individual - "great" is in the eye of the beholder.
It's like reading an article in Cosmo.
Very sexy title pic by the way. Now that is way hotter than most fully naked shots, very sensual and definitely classy... Great photo editing.
Definitely. Her foot is so understated but sexy.
OK- so i started seeing someone from Ashley Madison and i invited him back to my office so he could scope out the Catholic school i work for. we ended up boning on my boss's desk and cleaning up the mess with pinesol. the office smelled pine fresh for a week and my boss was thrilled i tidied up....
Oh wow, either I am very old or all these folks are very young. Best moments in sex, exploring my slutty nature and indulging in MMF, FFM and MFMFM group sex. An amazing stage in my sexual development but one that has been seriously topped by finding a man who 'gets' me completely and my submissive needs. http://mollysdailykiss.com/
Mollyxxx
my ex was the head of the yearbook in high school, which had its own room. once i bombed a math test so, to cheer me up, she pulled me in there and blew me. another time, she was having a shitty day, so we boned so hard on the yearbook table that it broke. we knew how to look out for each other's feelings.
It was his birthday and we had just reconciled after a big fight and a week of silence. It was 3 am and we had coffee at Starbucks then we decided to chill in my car. Things got steamy and he was on me in the passengers seat of my small car, my panties off and his pants down when my phone rang. It was my mother telling me to come home since her catholic self worried about something happening and the funny part about it was there was something happening. He was inside me and when the call ended we both came. Forgive me Father for I have sinned, and it was so damn good.
My new girlfriend is awesome. She didn't like blow jobs "I have a weak ass stomach" as she'd said when we first discussed it, now she is very good at it and loves to go down. She loves me so she loves doing it now. She txts me saying "I want to taste you". Hot! I'm a happy man :)
i enjoyed the innocence in a lot of these. when you grow up and get lots of personal time and space for swinging from the chandeliers, you can learn a lot about sex and yourself...but those formative stolen experiences, i think, are so memorable. the scandalous sweetness of doing it in a car, while it's raining, while your mom's calling...can't really top that. nice roundup!
It was summer and we were in the farewell party of a couple of Germans friends. When we hit the third bar, we realize that we were pretty bored. So we decided to go just the two of us, but in a weekday at 3 AM in Sydney you dont have to many options, especcially if you are drunk. We decided to try get in to a Strip club. When we were there, we started to kiss eachother. My French girl, it was a very good with her tongue. that Night we almost had sex on the stipclub, We did it on her uncle pool table. She was my first girl.
We had a 6-Morgan once in college, some friends and I all got drunk in a dorm room, 3 Girls 3 Guys, who would've thought everyone would be generous enough to share their partners. We just refer to it as "The Thursday" we all had class in the morning... I'm hoping it happens again and possibly throw in an extra girl
In college, I had a gig as a concert usher at a large music venue. It did't pay much, but I got to watch concerts from backstage. I won't mention the band except to say that they had a really good drummer was also cute and right around my own age. He even had a tattoo, which back then was very unusual, so it actually seemed cool.
After the concert, I offered to give him a tour of the town. We ended up at a playground featuring a big tractor tire. In the dark of night, we climbed inside the tire and got it on. I remember seeing the lights of cars passing, but no one could see us. To this day, the smell of rubber gets me hot.
A few months ago, while going through a file of old letters, I ran across a thank you card he wrote me. Now that's good manners!
Indeed.
A word to other tourguides for future reference: bass players have stronger fingers than drummers. Just sayin'...
This makes me giggle because my boyfriend plays bass and drums.
Whoa Jack I feel I have to defend all my fellow drummers! We have VERY strong fingers that are fast and highly, erm, rhythmic too ;)
Re: Lindsay's "moment".... while I definitely enjoyed sharing her moment, I've never been able to enjoy actual salt-water boning, or on the sand for that matter, both moments like that for me were first and last due to the shocking "delicate" skin irritation impact afterwards. Salt and sand don't belong in wounds, they sure as hell don't belong... well, "down there" either.
Reminds me of an old joke. You know why girls shouldn't drink beer on the beach? Because they might get sand in their Schlitz. (I said it was an old joke, not a good joke!)
my bes sexual time - i had a crush on someone .. and he also but we didnt say . once i made a party at home and when the party ended and everybody is gone . i heard a knock in the door and it was his he come in quickly and he was like kissing me .. then he hold me up staries to my room . it was my 1st and best time having sex ... ! :D