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Great Danes
After college, I was invited by an old friend to her wedding in India. In the grand tradition of over-the-top Indian weddings, all I had to do was fly there. After that, we’d be put up in a lavish hotel, practically the Taj Mahal, and wined and dined for three days straight. Or something like that.
It was a palatial hotel, but also incredibly damp with leaky roofs and no cooling system. And, in the flurry of aunties and random relatives, I actually turned out to know nearly no one. Few of our college friends had actually bothered to come, and the whole thing was so huge, and diffuse, and cellphone-less that it was very hard to meet-up. Plus, we were more or less isolated — the hotel was a compound unto itself, with a rather long and bumpy taxi ride to the nearest city.
So, in the evening of the first night we were there, after a gigantic dinner in a tent, I started wandering, around the grounds of the resort. After a couple big loops around the property, I stumbled on the strangest sight. A group of carnies, clumped around tents and equipment, camped out under a little hill. It looked like a scene in a movie — shirtless men juggling, women with parrots on their shoulders. I stood, gaping, for a while, before a young woman motioned me over.
She was white, oddly, Danish, and some sort of contortionist. They were a troupe of entertainers, she said, who had booked the resort for the summer, performed for guests each evening, and camped out in the back. How she, a young Danish girl, ended up with them, was unclear. What was clear was that I’d stumbled on something much more interesting than another bridal party. I spent the rest of the afternoon loafing about and watching my new friends practice their trade. When the sun set, I crawled into a tent with my new friend. Contortionist indeed.
The next morning, I stumbled back up to the wedding party. I only saw her one more time, at the final wedding blowout three days later. She was with her troupe, performing; I was drunk with some Americans wearing a suit. I waved, but I don’t know if she saw me. — Devin







Commentarium (20 Comments)
Action Man sounds so trustworthy.
The Cambodian moto story is amazing. So similar to something that happened to me traveling there. Makes me miss it
Dope, love this.
that's funny. odd is really a norwegian name. the 8th most popular, actually. how.... weird
I laughed out loud at this: "There were fireworks — I mean literally, there just happened to be fireworks as a part of the closing ceremony of the festival."
you know that last story was a really terrible retelling of Before Sunrise, right?
Thanks guys. We swapped that story out for another awesome submission, asked the author what's up, and dutifully added "Before Sunrise" to our Netflix queues...
Follow it up with Before Sunset
The last story sounds like the someone being simultaneously Worst Bridesmaid and Worst American Tourist ever...
immediately after I read that story I said "Jessica.. what a hoochie"
this was kinda cute "he had to do things like tell the concierge to write a note asking me if I wanted him to shave and instructions to circle either 'yes' or 'no.'" but come on, who hooks up with a moto driver in cambodia? how sketchy
I just want to say I met my Italian girlfriend/soon-to-be-fiancée on a remote island in Thailand. That is all.
I had a one-night-stand with this sexy French guy on my 21st birthday in Shanghai. He asked me if I wanted to go to his hotel room and "have a rest." We didn't get much rest.
Is Devin a boy or a girl? Not that it matters, of course. Just wondering.
why are american girls always SUPER proud of themselves whenever they hook up with a french or otherwise foreign guy ?
Replace "american girls" with "people" and "guy" with "person" and your question will be more on point.
sounds like being a bridesmaid paid off - great story
The last story had a goddamn good friend.
I saerhecd a bunch of sites and this was the best.
Yeah that's what I'm tklaing about baby--nice work!