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Baby Mama
I saw Mark for the first time on my living-room couch, where he was buying weed from my roommate. I thought he was cute. Once he started hanging out more, I learned that he was also ten-years older than me, had a couple of kids with his ex-girlfriend, and was dating someone else anyway. (They didn’t get along very well, but according to my weed-selling roommate they, “fucked like crazy.”) I had a boyfriend myself at the time who I was planning to break up with — but because I wanted freedom, not a different boyfriend. Definitely not an older boyfriend who was sure to bring baby-mama-drama into my life. Still, I couldn’t help flirting with him every time he came around, and was ridiculously pleased with myself when he quoted from a Stephen King book and I recognized it.
After weeks of flirting, we had one brief make-out session at the bar. At that point, I conceded that I wanted to fuck him but still refused to entertain the fact that he might someday be my boyfriend. This changed on one particularly hot May night.
We were going to the bar with our friends. While I watched from the car, Mark jumped up on the porch railing and tried to walk down it. He lost his footing and fell six feet to the sidewalk, landing in a hideous tangle of lanky arms and legs.
“You all right?” I practically screamed as he got up and came to the car.
“Yeah, but my thumb hurts like hell."
We collected his surly girlfriend outside, went into the bar, and sat in a booth. It was close to ninety degrees inside. Mark suddenly slumped over in his seat, pouring sweat, whiter then I’ve ever seen a living person.
“Feels like a bad trip,” he muttered as he slid to the floor. My roommate, helpfully, leaned over and shouted, “Dude, don’t be a bitch! You just need a beer!” Suddenly, I realized that I would get hit by a truck for the man passing out on the ground.
“Get out of the way!” I screamed, diving to the ground to rescue him. My boyfriend appeared around the corner, holding up a plate (“I got fries!”), but the smile dropped off his face as I shouted that I had to go to the hospital.
Mark’s girlfriend helped me carry him to the car and I drove him to the hospital since she didn’t have her license. When he came out of the E.R. hours later, loopy on Vicodin with his shattered thumb in a cast, he looked at me and said in wonder, “You drove me to the hospital."
I took care of him for the next couple of days, undressing him for bed and making doctor’s appointments. We were sitting out on my roof holding hands when he told me he loved me. When I said, “I love you too,” I felt all my old promises and plans sliding away.
We’re still together, and though there has been plenty of baby-mama-drama, sometimes his little girl cuddles up next to me during a Disney movie too. It's all okay. — Ava







Commentarium (30 Comments)
@Story #5 - Jag is hardly a hard liquor.
Bear in mind that the writer was an 18 year old girl at the time. I bet before that she had never had anything stronger than a wine cooler and Jagermeister was absolutely a "hard liquor"
@Mixtape...... I thought Jack Daniel bottles were square .... yet (holding up finger and turning to the jury) you say if I'm not mistaken that... it "rolled" on the floor........ I put it to you that there was never a bottle of Jack Daniels, there was no movie and that this entire story is nothing but a mere fabrication......conjured up by your diseased mind........ I have no further questions.
someone made up two characters so totally unappealing. The underground man seems positively delightful by comparison.
"He was a sculptor"
Is this, like, some sort of weird fantasy version of "Ghost"?!
Also the song is called "Want" not "I want you". GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ.
@Irish: I was thinking the SAME thing about the Jack bottle!
it was a bottle of something and also 1995. its not a fabrication, but maybe it clanged? it made a noise. the movie was faster pussycat kill kill. the song does go " i, i, i, i, i, i, i want you over and over. this was a quickly written version of a memory. god you guys are assholes. no wonder i ran away.
seriously! also, i clearly said i was not a very good drinker. was a very long time ago so could very likely turned to a memorable fantasy. glad to give you something to hate on. xo.
@Kelly .......no hating .... seriously...... just love :-)
Jack Daniels has been sold in round bottles. Also, the Gentleman Jack line is sold in a round bottle. It's entirely possible that they were drinking a Jack Daniels whisky that night.
If they dropped the bottle at an angle and not straight on the flat side it would have rolled as it would be unable to stabilize on a corner. Assuming that the theatre had a slanted floor to accommodate multiple rows of seats, the bottle would have continued to roll and developed more momentum which would enable it to clatter down the aisle.
You people are morons. Learn some basic physics.
WTF is wrong with you people?
not one comment about the actual story, the writing, turns of phrase. the inherent dramatic aspects of love and getting laid in ones 20's. the power of music and songs and favorite bands and a lyric that forever will stick in your consciousness because of context. things that forever shape how you see the opposite sex, what you might secretly always wish for in a lover...
but nitpicking details of liquor bottles and song names? "fabrication'? "diseased mind"?
good thing we have some fact checkers here for creative writing, eh? ffs.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
If you want my actual feelings on it: The overwhelming impression I got was that it was hurried, cobbled together from some half remembered things that were perhaps remembered with rose coloured glasses in the "haha oh those times!' way. It was devoid of what I thought were any real feelings and more concentrated on flowery, modernistic literature linguistics than anything truly human.
The rib towards the misremembering of the Jawbreaker song was merely that and nothing more. Take that as you will.
"... but then again, no"
+1
"choicenugs" = fail.
"I've never enjoyed another election quite as much."
Must...not...make...obvious...joke...
I dont get it. Story #1's writer says she knew he was gay because he had grief when referencing his ex-wife? Maybe he had fresh grief because he divorced someone he loved enough to marry. That doesnt even approach knowing he was gay.
I know, I was actually super-embarrassed to re-read that afterwards. I assumed he was gay because he wasn't interested in women...at the time. I was being pretty dumb and short-sighted to not realize that when someone's had their heart broken, they may not be all that interested in romance for a while.
"was ridiculously pleased with myself when he quoted from a Stephen King book and I recognized it. "
What the hell demographic is this? Like, seriously, what is reading Stephen King code for? Is there some common set of life circumstances which both defines your identity and makes you much more likely to read stephen king? From a small town/city? Raised in Maine? Lower-middle income? Only child? Literary ambitions? Working at a paperback stand in the airport?
I really want to know the answer to this.
A man who quotes Susan Evanovich is a man after my own Heart!
I wrote that one (obviously I have no way to prove it, but rest assured it's mine), and I think you're reading into that line a bit too much, P. All I was talking about was that nice rush you get from finding that someone you're attracted to has the same interests as you: in this case, not only reading Stephen King, but also shamelessly quoting from him.
If it's a "sex lake" it's time to start doing Kegals.
bwahahaha good one jr.
I told my current partner within 48 hours of meeting him, "In the interests of full disclosure, I want you to know I'm not going to sleep with you."
"......now or, like, ever?"
"Probably ever. Nothing personal."
The next time Lady Liberty feels unfresh down there, I think I know a douche (No. 2) who's juuuust about big enough.
Back in school, I'm doing so much leraning.
Was ttolaly stuck until I read this, now back up and running.
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