At the laundromat

Sweet Escape Design

Late one night, as I sat finishing up some work, I realized that I had no clean clothing and that I was booked solid for the next four days. I grudgingly gathered up all my clothes and rushed out to do my laundry before the 1:00 a.m. cut-off. As I walked across an intersection, a guy walked up next to me and said, "Hey."

I live in New York, so I gave him my nod and apathetic hello and then looked straight ahead. "I'm going to the laundromat, too. Can I carry your bag?" I laughed and said no thanks. Again, I live in New York; this could have been some crazy person trying to run off with my dirty underwear.

I live in New York and this could have been some crazy person trying to run off with my dirty underwear.

We chatted a bit as we walked down the block and I gave him a brush-off goodbye when we arrived. He went next door to pick up his laundry and I went to throw my clothes in the wash. As it happens, there was some problem with his stuff and he walked into the laundromat at the same moment I was walking out. We laughed and said something awkward like "Hello again!" Then he asked me if I wanted to grab dessert. I looked at him. I had gotten so used to blowing off advances from guys on the subway and in the street that it had become almost rote. But, for whatever reason, I laughed and said sure — I figured I had to wait on my things to wash anyway. We've been together ever since. — Elizabeth Mason

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Commentarium (17 Comments)

Mar 26 11 - 8:26am
pfft

the girl "from nyc" probably lived there for 6 months after all the references of being a savvy, streetwise new yorker. ps-@fuckyou: calm down

Mar 29 11 - 1:48pm
live in ohio?

are you a female? have you ever even been to new york? it takes about two weeks to realize that you don't talk to men, don't look at men, and don't respond to cat-calls and advances

Apr 23 11 - 11:22am
nyc

I lived in NYC for a year and a half for a college program, and as I am decently attractive and young, I whole-heartedly concur with this. look straight ahead, don't make eye contact, don't respond to cat calls, whistles, or questions. most guys spitting game like this are cray cray. girls learn this super quick in nyc. so what if she was there for six months, or six years? the rules still apply, and especially with shit like this it doesn't take long to figure out

Mar 26 11 - 9:48am
bk

I really liked these stories. Thanks for sharing, guys.

Mar 26 11 - 10:34am
bl

I know everyone says this on the other "Five Stories" features but this really is the greatest thing ever. Thanks, Nerve.

Mar 26 11 - 11:48am
Lilu

I agree. I look forward to these every week!

Mar 26 11 - 3:26pm
BenReininga

Thanks guys. Help us keep them coming -- and submit your stories / tell your friends!

Mar 26 11 - 11:06am
Josh

"Strange economy where chicken soup and back-rubs were traded for blowjobs and and advice about how to be a gay man". Beautiful

Mar 28 11 - 11:32am
thinkywritey

I appreciated that line, too.

Mar 26 11 - 6:10pm
epiphany

Thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed these.

Mar 26 11 - 7:23pm
xb

adored the first story!

Mar 28 11 - 11:32am
thinkywritey

That first story sounds just like something I'd do... but with better results. :)

Mar 28 11 - 12:45pm
ryan

first story! total creeper!

Apr 06 11 - 9:58pm
Zack Huggins

Why is one of my photos being used in this article, and why wasn't I asked first?

Apr 11 11 - 5:49pm
B

Best "how we met" story I've ever heard!

Apr 13 11 - 4:23am
Reegan

You're the gretaets! JMHO

Apr 13 11 - 9:42am
Adele

I'm not easily impressed. . . but that's imrpessing me! :)