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At the laundromat
Late one night, as I sat finishing up some work, I realized that I had no clean clothing and that I was booked solid for the next four days. I grudgingly gathered up all my clothes and rushed out to do my laundry before the 1:00 a.m. cut-off. As I walked across an intersection, a guy walked up next to me and said, "Hey."
I live in New York, so I gave him my nod and apathetic hello and then looked straight ahead. "I'm going to the laundromat, too. Can I carry your bag?" I laughed and said no thanks. Again, I live in New York; this could have been some crazy person trying to run off with my dirty underwear.
We chatted a bit as we walked down the block and I gave him a brush-off goodbye when we arrived. He went next door to pick up his laundry and I went to throw my clothes in the wash. As it happens, there was some problem with his stuff and he walked into the laundromat at the same moment I was walking out. We laughed and said something awkward like "Hello again!" Then he asked me if I wanted to grab dessert. I looked at him. I had gotten so used to blowing off advances from guys on the subway and in the street that it had become almost rote. But, for whatever reason, I laughed and said sure — I figured I had to wait on my things to wash anyway. We've been together ever since. — Elizabeth Mason
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Commentarium (17 Comments)
the girl "from nyc" probably lived there for 6 months after all the references of being a savvy, streetwise new yorker. ps-@fuckyou: calm down
are you a female? have you ever even been to new york? it takes about two weeks to realize that you don't talk to men, don't look at men, and don't respond to cat-calls and advances
I lived in NYC for a year and a half for a college program, and as I am decently attractive and young, I whole-heartedly concur with this. look straight ahead, don't make eye contact, don't respond to cat calls, whistles, or questions. most guys spitting game like this are cray cray. girls learn this super quick in nyc. so what if she was there for six months, or six years? the rules still apply, and especially with shit like this it doesn't take long to figure out
I really liked these stories. Thanks for sharing, guys.
I know everyone says this on the other "Five Stories" features but this really is the greatest thing ever. Thanks, Nerve.
I agree. I look forward to these every week!
Thanks guys. Help us keep them coming -- and submit your stories / tell your friends!
"Strange economy where chicken soup and back-rubs were traded for blowjobs and and advice about how to be a gay man". Beautiful
I appreciated that line, too.
Thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed these.
adored the first story!
That first story sounds just like something I'd do... but with better results. :)
first story! total creeper!
Why is one of my photos being used in this article, and why wasn't I asked first?
Best "how we met" story I've ever heard!
You're the gretaets! JMHO
I'm not easily impressed. . . but that's imrpessing me! :)