getting around I went to Brazil with three goals: (1) to not get kidnapped, (2) to learn Portuguese, and (3) to have sex with a Brazilian. Of course, truth is, I was really only set on one of those. Before I left, about a dozen friends, on hearing that I was going to Brazil, had told me at length how much ass I was going to get. "Man," one friend said, "you are going to clean up. Have you seen pictures from Carnaval?" "Well," said another, "just be thankful you don't have a girlfriend." "Dude," said a third with a faraway look in his eyes. "Brazil, man. Brazil." This went on for about two weeks. I would tell people where I was going, and the reaction was always the same. Always, "Man, I can't wait to hear those stories," or "Damn, you're going to have an amazing time," or, simply, "Dude." It's understandable; Brazil occupies a peculiar place in the American imagination — a sort of sexual Eden of beaches, all-night dancing, and beautiful, hot-blooded, willing people. The fact that it's a fairly conservative, very Catholic country doesn't jibe with that image, and is therefore generally forgotten. By the time I got on the plane, all the expectations were making me very nervous. I'd like to say that I'm not susceptible to peer pressure, that I wouldn't turn a month-long, possibly revelatory backpacking trip through Brazil into a quest for foreign hook-ups. I'd like to say that I'm above treating an entire nation's women as a collection of sex objects. I'd like to say. Two weeks into my trip, I remained un-laid. Brazilian girls — especially in Rio — were very free about making out, but that was basically it. More than one frustrated foreigner told me (word-for-word, making me think that this was some kind of expat aphorism) that "kissing's like shaking hands here. But more than that — forget it."

Every time I talked to a girl, I felt sure that to her, I was just another gringo looking for ass.

I was beginning to suspect that the "willingness" of Brazilians had been highly exaggerated. For one thing, most Brazilians live with their parents well past college, meaning that sex, when it happens, has to happen at a motel or love-hotel. There's no culture of, "Hey, you want to come back and have a drink/smoke a bowl/see my etchings?" There's no "back" to come to, no subtle way of saying, "Hey, I maybe want to have sex with you." It's either a motel or nothing. So, night after night, that meant nothing. I began to get anxious. Also guilty. Every time I found myself talking to an attractive girl, flirting in my crappy Portuguese, touching her arm or back, I was struck by the paranoid certainty that to her, I was just another gringo looking for ass. More than once, I had to fight the urge to step back, raise my hands defensively over my head, and say, "Despite the fact that I am foreign, and am somewhat interested in getting into your pants, I am not objectifying you. I respect you as a human being, who happens to be female and Brazilian." Only my limited Portuguese vocabulary, and the sneaking suspicion that this was not actually true, kept me from doing that. I passed my days in a miasma of desire and guilt. I began to despair. Then I met Ana.


The first thing Ana ever said to me was, "Your glasses remind me of Sartre." It was about 12:30 a.m., New Year's Day, and we were standing knee-deep in seawater by the beach in Barra, one of Salvador's suburbs. She leaned in a little too close to say this. She was wearing a simple, white cotton dress, no bra. When she bent towards me to shout over the music, I saw her nipples, a rich coffee against the dark skin of her tiny breasts. She was staying in the same hostel I was, although we'd never talked before. She was a tiny girl, five-foot-nothing and delicate, with thin, birdlike features. She sat like a bird too, perched on the edge of her seat, her legs crossed, her arms flapping animatedly whenever she got excited. She had a very vaginal tattoo drawn in henna on the back of her hand. I pointed at it and said, "You know, that's kind of dirty." Her brown cheeks colored slightly. "That's not what it looks like." I smiled. "Neh?" She shook her head. "No. I can be a little bit pornographic, but that's not what it looks like." Maybe in Portuguese that made more sense. But, as I discovered, she liked to talk, and I could more or less follow what she said. And, if she wasn't beautiful, she was at least. . . I don't know. Brazilian. I mentally slapped myself for thinking it.

Commentarium (173 Comments)

Jun 04 09 - 2:40am
LS

Haha, makes me want to learn Portuguese!! Good read, good read.

Aug 06 11 - 8:39pm
Pedro

idiot I am Brazilian and if it is not a prostitute she is very very ugly

Aug 22 12 - 6:58pm
cristina

im brazilian, not ugly really and im pretty SURE im not a prostitute.

Jun 04 09 - 4:14am
jj

any sex story that makes me want a fuck is a success. this story was a success.

Jun 04 09 - 8:42am
JCF

OK, my first comment on the new Nerve format: If you have a multi-page article, please put all the comments on the last page only. Otherwise, they sometimes have spoilers in them. Thanks!

Jun 05 09 - 12:25am
TP

Seriously, i just want to go to Rio now. NOW. leaving cubicle in 5...

Jun 04 09 - 1:30pm
nn

zzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzz

Jun 04 09 - 3:02pm
HS

I went to Brasil on vacation 6 years ago, and found the man of my dreams. (We're now married.) It's true, kissing is as common as shaking hands, at least in Rio. I made-out with 5 other guys before kissing the man who would become my husband. lol Oh! And another American myth...I never saw one woman topless on a Brasilian beach. The bikinis may be tiny, but topless is definitely frowned upon.

Jun 04 09 - 4:13pm
phm

Sounds worth all the trouble. Brazilians are the most arrogantly sexy people in the world, but I'd give anything...

Mar 01 11 - 1:07am
False Myths

You shouldn't be generalizing. You may say people from RIO are that way, but certainly NOT ALL Brazilians. I know many Brazilian girls who will are of such innocence that if they hear someone say any word related to sex, and they will feel dirty. You want to get laid, go ahead, go to Rio. But you wont get any of that on the places I've being in Brazil.

Apr 25 11 - 5:33am
brazil lover

i agree that you can't generalize and that people from Rio in particular the favelas have the reputation of being more willing to put out than the rest. However you can not deny that brazilians in general have a much higher libido than the rest of us. I have the great priveledge of knowing brazilians from all over brazil, from the north to the south and although it's not all of them there tends to be a common trend that brazilians are a lot more desiring of sex and not just casual sex but those in relationships do it a lot more frequent, a lot more passionate and are a lot more adventorous.

Apr 25 11 - 5:36am
brazil lover

oh and to the author of this story, GREAT piece of writing, truly great. I enjoyed it thoroughly. It was humorous, nicely written and just overall simply entertaining.
5*

Jun 04 09 - 6:27pm
Jcr

Excellent story.

Jun 04 09 - 6:33pm
dj

hot : )

Jun 04 09 - 7:14pm
MJQ

Her name was Victoria.

We started chatting online, on an industry forum. Trade gossip soon turned to personal notes, ambitions, family, our upbringings... her unhappy marriage, mine.... The dialog endured for nearly two years, becoming increasingly important, 'virtual' and all though it was. Touch was impossible, but words have power, even on an instant messenger. One day she said, my company is sending me to Chicago to sign a contract, isn't that your city? I could stay an extra few days. My heart thumped like a machine gun...

I stood at the arrivals gate, unsure anyone could be as beautiful in real life as in the pictures. The connecting flight from Rio arrived.. she emerged, ravishing, innocent, trusting, alive with dark beauty and glittering smiles. In the cab she took my hand, looked deeply in my eyes and said "before anything more happens i must tell you, I cannot stay here, I must to back to my children, to... my situation...". I said, I know, my "situation" is the same. She rested her head on my shoulder for the drive to the hotel, in silence, our fingers intertwined.

As we stood naked in front of each other she said, quite guilelessly, "have you ever made love with a Brazilian woman?" No, I confessed. She smiled, and we slipped into each others' arms even as we fell gently on to the bed.

And all I can say about making love with her is..... it was different. Once in a lifetime.... Words run out at this point. Maybe I'll play you a song some day.

We both cried at the airport. Tears of pride, joy, sorrow, longing, hope, and yes, of love.

But not tears of regret.

Oct 23 11 - 2:15pm
=(

I feel the same way, I've been talking to a girl from Brazil for almost 3 years, and haven't seen her IRL yet. We're very close but it's hard to see each other. I want to see her so badly =/

Jun 04 09 - 7:22pm
BH

That was pretty hot, I gotta get some Brasilian love now!

Jun 05 09 - 2:23pm
AMM

Rather than stereotype the sexuality of an entire country--shame on all of you--I highly recommend that more thought be given to what this objectification feels like for Brazilian women who are functioning under an incredibly chauvinistic set of gender roles. (Who likes having a Brazilian wax?) There is an entire body of academic literature examining Brazilian sexuality. For further reading, you could start here: http://www.guttmacher.org/media/nr/2006/05/15/index.html.

Mar 01 11 - 1:09am
GG

Agree on the "shame on all of you."

Jun 05 09 - 7:28pm
JD

Good piece, Saul. I gather you avoided the "garotas de programa" entirely. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but they do open another window on Brazil's sexuality.

Joe Diamond
author, "Around the World in 80 Lays"

Jun 06 09 - 11:16am
dwp

as a veteran of brazilian porn, i hesitate to judge a people on your one experience. get back out there, man

Jun 07 09 - 12:46am
BB1

AMM:

Fuck off with your po-mo Gloria Steinham shit. *I* enjoy getting Brazilians. I do it even when I'm single - as do friends of mine.

People generalize all the time about entire nations: Americans are fat, the English are uptight, Brazilians are sexy and unhibited. We all know these don't apply 100% of the time!

Jun 06 09 - 4:32pm
fje

During muy youth a spent a lot of time in Rio and Bahia, trying to take to bed pretty Brazilian girls. There is one golden rule: Engage in a kind conversation, be nice and funny, but no kisses, and no fondling. In a few hours she would take you to bed. But it you start touching here, she would lose interest and that would be all.

Jun 08 09 - 12:55am
LL

You know, as a brazilian girl I can say that his experience was, actually, what happens to anyone around here. Native or not.
I think that we are simply more open about sex. We talk about it with friends, we talk about it on TV. We know that some things lead to sex, and we're OK with that. What's the problem, if you want it?
Of course, like the girl in this article, I would happily lay an american for the novelty of it. You might call it objectification, but I call it sexual curiosity.

Jun 07 09 - 11:32pm
LLB

Loved this story. Cute.

Jun 08 09 - 6:44am
LMD

I wish I were Brazilian.

Jun 08 09 - 1:04pm
jtr

Either you went to Salt Lake City by mistake, or had a face full of running zits. When I was there, the girls were invariably hot to trot, anytime, anywhere, anyway. They are easily the most hot-blooded, slutty girls on the planet.

Jun 08 09 - 11:03pm
AG

pretty good story - pretty bad portuguese.

Jun 09 09 - 2:19pm
DMR

ahahaha. I'm from Brazil and I can tell u its waaaaay easier to get laid in US than here... I lived in US before and man, those girls are easy... here the girls are players... they think they're the last coke bottle in the desert... specially in the south of the country. If you wanna get laid in Brazil and u're not from over here, either u pay for it or expect a hard time gettin some. unless u know what clubs to go... clubs that usually "gringos" don't go. Blend with the locals and then when they find out u're not from here they will treat u way better... u just gotta know where to go... u went to the wrong places... Rio is not a good place for turists to get laid without effort... or money....

Mar 01 11 - 1:13am
!

I am from Brazil but currently live in the US, and YES, it is way easier to get laid here than back in Brazil.

Jun 10 09 - 5:35pm
s.v.

n.y.c. honorary brasilian, I've lived in Brasil and personally I don't believe the story> As the brasilian guy stated, if your a tourist the first line of women you meet are the prostitutes, because you really don't know where to go to meet the straight women who are not selling themselves just to survive. Then if you meet a straight woman(not a prostitute) I believe it will take more than two casual dates to get laid, unless she is blasted out of her mind on drugs or alchohol. Brazilian women are sexually libral,however, they are also very conceited and yet not in a stand-offish way like American women. I like Brasilian women on a social level but I don't think I would marry one, unless she was very religous and if that was the case I don't think she would make herself that available to a foreigner. Of course this is just my opinion! VIVA BRASIL!

Mar 01 11 - 1:14am
vz

Viva Brasil !

Jun 12 09 - 4:48am
GW

Dude, you're in!!

Jun 15 09 - 6:53pm
SI

Fun story. But your Portuguese is misspelled, you should have fixed that out of respect for Ana.

Jun 17 09 - 1:05am
BS

your portuguese stinks. sorry.

Jul 29 09 - 5:53pm
JN

that was amazing learn some portuguese but well done you got down to the main objective big ups.

Jul 31 09 - 8:02am
DC

Why travel out of the country to get laid? I get plenty in the good old US of A. Any first time experience with a horny willing woman is erotic. Just my take on things.

Nov 01 09 - 10:01pm
RM

I just want to say I find Latinas very attractive. It is possible to have the lovemaking without the crudeness.

Nov 11 09 - 6:54pm
AS

@dj If you were forced to starve for 3 days and then given a pack of saltine crackers that would be the best goddamn you ever had in your life. But really it is only a bag of crackers..

Nov 15 09 - 11:31am
MM

Yeah...I don't really buy this story. I'm a brazilian woman and a lot of us don't just give it away just like that. Unless of course, like someone said earlier, that the girl was extremely high or wasted. There's not way. the only thing about sex is that we are open about it. It's like talking about food.

Nov 15 09 - 2:18pm
SAA

RIDICULOUS. Im a brazilian woman and Im very hurted with this sexist blog!

Mar 01 11 - 1:15am
KMH

agreed.

Nov 15 09 - 3:14pm
SAG

WHAT A JERK !!!! STROLLING LATE OF NIGHT IN PORTO DA BARRA, ONE COULD FIND ONLY ONE KIND OF WOMAN : PROSTITUTE (a.k.a PIRIGUETE). Gringos think they are very smart, but they are just STUPID GRINGOS that can be easily cheated by women. Stupid hahahahaha!

Nov 15 09 - 5:40pm
MeM

You are all a bunch of pervert idiots. You don

Nov 15 09 - 9:07pm
Rc

I'm a brazilian girl. Specifically from Rio. I gotta agree with you, when you say that most of foreign men have this idea of Brasil. That's mostly what Carnaval is about. And yes, women and MEN behave like that. But i must say. NOT ALL OF THEM. What do you expect to find, in the places u've been? Do you expect to find someone nice to talk, not only to 'make out' in the middle of a club? I would find as discuting people in USA, depending on where i would be. But in such a big country, with 191.480.630 people, if you use your inteligence, you'll know that not even HALF of that number is what you are saying. We are also a people who struggle to survive in a country who has its difficulties. Families that still can smile even if they have just enough to survive, with no comfort at all. A country with a rich culture, beautiful nature, and respectful people. Maybe u're not gonna find those people. Maybe you are just to busy looking for a prostitute. What a shame. But next time, don't spent your precious money - I'm sure u worked hard to get it. Please dont come if all you want is to help to increase the issues of my country. And surely you won't offend a nation like you just did. I just dont understand how you americans, can even be upset when the countries of the world doesnt like you. Its not really my case, because i have wonderful friends in there. And your offending and sureal post is not as big, as the rest of the good things i see in your people.Thanks for your attention. Rc.

May 22 11 - 6:23am
Jasmeene

Maybe just like you seem to think Americans are worthy of being disliked by the rest of the world, your countries women are worthy of being categorized as sluts and therefore treated as objects. And it's not just Americans who have this idea that your women are sluts or your people in general, I have friends all over Brazil, most of them men, and they all have the same idea. I have friends all over the world actually and the first thing any of them think of when you say Brazil is sex. Don't try to blame it on us. Maybe you should blame it on the numerous prostitutes your country is infected with. :)

Jun 02 12 - 12:59am
Jay

You do not know is nothing. Can not generalize everyone. Yes, we have prostitutes, his country also has, as elsewhere in the world. We also have women of family, in your country too, and elsewhere in the world. Women who raise alone, their children, working every day to make a better life for their children. Male chauvinist will always exist and speak ill of women, for they think are supeior. These Brazilians who speak ill of their wives, are all jerks. Certainly some people are alone, who never loved in life. We Brazilians are a happy people, we received all foreigners with open arms. And when we go to another country, treat us badly. Only because of the bad reputation?! This is very unfair. I think everyone should live the way that feels right, who's who to judge the attitudes of others? If you're really smart, you know that not all people are equal. For me it is envy, because we are beautiful by nature. But that does not mean that we are a piece of meat, an object. We also have feelings like everyone else. And we should respect cultural diversity. His country, there is a good side, but also has its downside. Who are we to judge another culture?! What this world needs is more love!

Aug 06 12 - 3:16pm
Mar

Its not about having sluts all over the world, this is about how people view brazilian women, my dear!!!

Nov 16 09 - 12:20am
JH

"Your glasses remind me Sartre"

hahahahahahah what a ridiculous flirting!!! Only a prostitute would say it!!!!

You should thank God she didnt robbed you...

Nov 16 09 - 7:36am
LD

It's really, you did not attend good places!
Were you with little money??
Women of this type, you will find anywhere in the world, and willing to spend money from a jerk like you!!!!
Go find God, because you should need is...

Nov 16 09 - 9:03am
LS

You did not have to travel far to get it! E.U also has the prostitute! Do not generalize saying that in Brazil there is only so ... In Brazil there are also women whores and descent and honest, as with any country except the U.S. that the majority are so liberal you stupid Americans have even sick of so putaria! They are idiots like you that shame class male!
My god, that text ridiculous! Much shit!

May 22 11 - 6:28am
Jasmeene

Don't post a comment shaming this guy for generalizing and then generalize all Americans as stupid. Come to America and let us PROVE we are stupid first. :) But we are quite stupid, but from what I've heard about your education systems your people are quite stupid too. Maybe if your education system was better, less prostitutes would be on the street to create the apparent misconception that Brazilian women are easy? Think about it.

Jun 02 12 - 1:14am
Jay

The people not have to live for having a blighter and repressive country. Shut your mouth before you speak what do you not know! OUR COUNTRY is wonderful, look at our biodiversity! NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD have what we have. Unfortunately we are a backward country in many things, but we are gaining more and more space in the world, and yes, we are growing more and more! But beauty, if you prefer to stay in their ignorance and can not accept that other countries are also good.

Nov 16 09 - 9:55am
CC

Idiot, go to Brazil just to have sex? Proof that the Brazilians are not what you think is that this idiot could only have sex with one! And yet a prostitute, because a normal Brazilian does not behave accordingly, they behave like prostitutes! Should have beaten and robbed of her pimp to learn to not be so stupid!

Nov 16 09 - 4:59pm
EOR

Beautiful girls in Brazil...

Peace, man

Nov 16 09 - 5:02pm
j

Coitado de voce kkkkkk

Nov 17 09 - 12:36am
AT

I found this article somewhat funny, entertaining, and a little sad. And I say that as a Brazilian woman. Everywhere you go in the world will have sluts, prudes and everything in between. None are exclusive to any one place.

Nov 17 09 - 8:36am
JG

Cara, teu portugu

Nov 17 09 - 8:51am
cb

idiota... :P... arruma uma prostituta e ainda acha que se deu bem no Brasil... v

Nov 17 09 - 2:32pm
adsf

http://thebrazilianexperience.tumblr.com/

wow..now that is something..hmmm

Nov 18 09 - 11:08am
MT

You do pronounce the r at the end of the infinitive... At least here in Portugal where we speak actual Portuguese. Other than that, you gotta love Brazil

Nov 18 09 - 6:41pm
luv

http://thebrazilianexperience.tumblr.com/

That's true stories, man!!!

Nov 18 09 - 10:14pm
k

Silly, idiot, stupid! only a prostitute to want you! You are nothing!

Mar 11 11 - 4:43am
R

I second that. This guy got himself a prostitute and thinks that he's got this great story about getting laid in Brasil to tell... The Sad thing is that the real girls from Brasil (like me, for exemple) wouldn't even consider a guy like him... We are just out of his league.

PS: Call me arrogant of you will, I like to think that I just call it as I see it.

Nov 19 09 - 9:19am
GLO

I went to USA with one goal: (1) to not get shoot by a crazy man that killed all his colegues.

Nov 19 09 - 9:53am
ALX

GREAT TUTORIAL TO HAVE SEX IN BRAZIL.
I'm a Brazilian man and I have to agree with big part--if not all-- that you've said. I'm here to explain brazilian's behavior. The kiss description was perfect, "it's like shaking hands, but a little more". We rather kiss first than touching intimate parts, different from you(so I've heard). I can have plenty of sex with brazilian girls for one reason: i've born here. The 'gringos' always came here wanting just sex. Brazilian girls are hot, but not whores(some are). It's easy to have sex, but you need to be respectful and, like you said, we go a lot to motels so you must have the TIMMING to "mandar a real" (make the approach). What do I mean? You must say it in the right time, with right words at the right place.

The way I do: Let's suppose you are on a night club. You've dance a lot, have already kissed and talked a lot, than you start to slip your hands slowly from her back to the top of her ass. Lightly, like you were supporting your hands. The next step is to say the right words, pay attention: "eu estou cansado daqui, vamos para um lugar mais calmo?". This mean something like: "I'm a little bit tired, shall we go to a more peaceful place?". She agreed! Yey! Calm down, that's not guaranteed yet. Get out of the place, that's the harder part, you must say it. I recommend to use humor, usually I say: "I know a good quiet place were we can relax--look with a provocative smile before complete--and also we can have breakfast. THAT'S IT. She'll probably say no at the first, we call that "fazer doce" (means to want sex but say no at first to doesn't seem to whore). Use your charm, be nice, do never use force and probably you'll get laid!!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY AND STOP WITH THIS STEREOTYPE.

Jun 22 11 - 1:31am
Sigh

I'm about two years too late to this post, but I had to respond.
Here's what I think: Men end up shooting themselves in the proverbial dick with their patriarchal double standards. A lot of fancy words, but think about this..... Why is a woman who sounds like she CHOSE to have sex with you a whore? Are you a whore for going to Brazil looking for sex? No, you were both two HUMAN BEINGS who choose to give each other pleasure in a world full of pleasure and pain. Great. Awesome. Good for you. As long as you were safe and respectful of each other I hope you screwed like bunnies all damn night.
I don't look down on men wanting sex. Everyone desires sex. However, I do resent with a burning passion the HYPOCRISY some men present of wanting sex from women and then shaming the very women they had sex with. I've seen some of that HYPOCRISY in these comments, referring to Brazilian women as "slutty," American women as "easy." Really, guys these days still need to denigrate women who enjoy sex and call their own shots? Do you live in the Dark Ages? It's not enough to orgasm, you need to be the conqueror too? I believe such shaming language stems from the male desire to control women and their sexuality, seeing them as nothing but passive objects of a conquest instead of an equal human being in sharing mutual exchange. Again, fancy words, but think of this....why are women who CHOOSE to have sex called "easy?" I hate that fucking word. To me that word implies that all women are silly little girls who get "tricked" into bed. Some are, but MOST Women in the 21st century don't get "tricked." We are independent and we know what we want. If we want to have sex with you, we will. If we don't, we won't. It's our choice, our power — and as much as you might like to think it was your moves, or finesse that made it "easier" to trick a woman into bed, it wasn't. It was her CHOICE that got you there. Assuming any different is about as sexually unsophisticated as assuming that you can generalize about the sexuality of an entire nation's women in an article.
So, long-story-short — respect the act of sex, even if it's just a one night stand; respect the power of women who give you that pleasure, and try to leave behind the insecuurity and last vestiges of medieval thinking that make you look at the very people you desire as "easy, slutty whores." Do it, and you might find paradise.

— American studette

Feb 20 12 - 7:57pm
Abhi

A perfect reply to the story.I admire your thought and must say that I got a new way of thinking today.Obrigado.

Jun 30 12 - 6:49am
SPS

Loved this one. Thanks

Nov 19 09 - 5:11pm
Bia

As a brazilian girl, I think this Ana was too easy... She was, probably, a prostitute. What was that henna tattoo thing? That's totally a bitch-thing! If she was not a prostitute, she was probably too ugly to get laid with a brazilian man. Probably she was "a perigo"...

Jul 30 11 - 10:18am
youdheya@gmail.com

May not be because truth is stranger than fiction.

Nov 19 09 - 5:32pm
A.C.

Brazilians mans say that it's way more easy to get laid with an american girl than with a brazilian girl. But of course the sex is not as good.

Nov 19 09 - 5:45pm
CAS

Muito bom! O gringo se deu mal!

Nov 19 09 - 6:05pm
Dri

Just because you found yourself an easy girl, it doesn

Nov 19 09 - 6:10pm
DPZ

Dude epic! I think it's all a matter of knowing where to go... Having a brazilian friend/player would totally hook u up!

Nov 19 09 - 7:01pm
OC

Hey mates, you can say that kind of stuff. I, as a brazilian guy, I'd think the same. Things got crazy here, but the REAL STUFF I'd say you is that these things don't happen only if you when you come here. It's the same freaking shit that happens with us when we travel abroad. We though about the british girls, the american girls, blah blah blah. Don't think it's easier for you then it is for us, cuz the different always comes to mind of every kind of girl. The kiss thing for us is the same as a BJ for you. So don't paint, our girls are whores, cuz yours are as well. I just hope everybody have fun and enjoy life, with responsability, only. I just got some good stories from my trip to Europe and probably will get some other stories to tell my friends when I go to Florida or California next spring break, cuz that's what everybody want, some good sex story to share with their friends. Regs!

Nov 19 09 - 8:01pm
Naty

Haha ... I found this cool story, I hope one day to have my American ... also sorry for my bad english =]

Haha...Achei bem legal essa hist

Mar 01 11 - 1:19am
..

You are not losing anything, believe me. I've being in the US for three years, and miss Brazilian men deeply.

Nov 19 09 - 9:15pm
Devi

I know where u can find sex a lot...in ur house,motherfucker!!!!

Nov 19 09 - 10:06pm
ELR

You came here, got a prostitute, paid her so many drinks, took 3 days to get laid with her and you think you are the king? Man, gimme a break!!! your portuguese sucks! YOU suck! Looser bastard...

Nov 19 09 - 10:36pm
Paty

I am a Brazilian woman and after reading this text, I found only one thing: American women are very bad at the same sex. For a man to be dazzled with both a history, it is because the sex they leave much to be desired. We Brazilian women have much to teach them.

Nov 19 09 - 10:46pm
Paty

The cultural difference between Brazil and the United States is immense. We Brazilians we see sexuality differently from you and that does not mean that our way is better or worse than yours. It's just different. Stop the judge extends from the cultural point of view of you. First understand our culture, and then create a view with concrete basement and not only based on data reported by the media.

Nov 19 09 - 10:46pm
tmp

@elr: i'm pretty sure the author doesn't think he's "the king." judging from this flare-up, maybe self-deprecation doesn't really translate.

Nov 19 09 - 10:49pm
PF

Brazilian girls are hot!!!

Nov 20 09 - 11:28am
VHL

lol -> "We say in S

Nov 20 09 - 12:25pm
MV

I went to the US with 2 goals: not to be killed by some psycho , and find some girl not so fat so I can have sex.

May 12 12 - 7:46pm
..

:):) funny

Nov 20 09 - 2:05pm
Ntx

auhaeuhauehuah Quer sexo f

Nov 20 09 - 2:51pm
AISL

Im 27 years old Brazilian. I lived in europe (Portugal, Spain, UK and Austria) 4 times, for no longer than a year each time. I strongly disagree if the idea we r more open to talk about sex or to do it.
We all now generalize, its stupid.
But, since my first time abroad, I

Nov 20 09 - 5:07pm
UHX

Your portuguese sucks.

Nov 20 09 - 8:13pm
CFT

Baby, it was a prostitute, or a really, really ugly girl.
Try to get laid with a pretty one, so you'll see what's a hard time...

Nov 21 09 - 1:46pm
HFD

Dude, you should have gone to Rio. My first trip to Rio I got laid by 15 different girls in 10 days.

Mar 01 11 - 1:21am
.

Oh, give me a break...fat lie, dude.

Sep 17 12 - 1:22am
janerio

i had 7 girls in one day

Nov 21 09 - 7:16am
DD

Moron. Then Americans wonder why the whole world hates them.

Nov 22 09 - 10:15pm
MM

hahaha it's funny reading this being a brazillian girl. sad, but also funny. look, I was virgin until I was 24, but I've kissed a lot before and surely I'd kissed a cute and nice gringo if I had a chance. But thinking the same thing that girl said. I have had an adventure kissing a foreign guy to tell my friend. Just that. But it's different if the guy will stay here for a long time, we can be friends, then more than friends maybe...

Nov 23 09 - 9:27am
medq

im a brazilian woman and i must say that this girl was easy. she was probably a prostitute.

May 11 12 - 11:17pm
tambal

anywhere in the world has prostitutes.

Nov 24 09 - 12:09am
PMF

I'm from RIO and i think that this fame of brazilian girls be easy to get laid is cause u gringos dont understand "how this girl could be so hot and dont be a sex machine or a prostitute".And then whats happens is that 90 % of the gringos only have sex with "professionals" .Let Me Give U a advice :
Dont get girls at the beaches at night like in the "cal

Nov 24 09 - 12:17am
PMF

about the history above, the girl should be very poor and ugly and not hot and black. Why u gringos come to brazil and only fuck black girls MAN we have the hottest blondes and brunettes in the world(u dont see blondes with real big and no fat bundas(ass) in the us)

Nov 24 09 - 12:29am
UGAY

A very important detail is that cities like salvador or rio are big cities (rj have more than 7 million people)so the majority of the persons in the city is not trippin like u gringos that came her looking for fun.You Know We are in our routine not only thinking in sex like when we are travelling.So my advice is go to travelling places like buzios or angra dos reis, both in rio or any place in bahia excepting salvador.

Nov 24 09 - 10:56pm
lala

0x0 in 2 weeks??? you are soooo loser !!!!

Nov 30 09 - 8:37am
TF

a whole lot of fuss just for sex, those who travel just for the lure of sex are'nt you gettin' any in your own country??

Dec 02 09 - 10:27am
LM

Well, I have to say that Ana absolutely was a QUENGA DE

Dec 06 09 - 12:46am
dp

Pfff If you don't get laid in Brazil you must be gay. You are thinking way to difficult mate. The way you approuch a girl is not with alot of self esteem, and girls have got a great nose for this. 1 girl in 2 weeks time, were you looking for love or sex that makes a difference. I was getting very simple when I was in Brazil, after 7 girls I had enough in 2 weeks time. Now a very special Brazilian girl is living with me in Holland, and I agree Brazilian Girls are the best.

Dec 06 09 - 1:04pm
dp

And by the way Brazil is a beautifull country, infect 2 friends are moved to brazil, because they loved it so much. Brazil has got so many extra's then only girls. Next time I hope you are not such a loser like you were the 1st trip to Brazil. Maybe you can learn something from the Brazilien Culture they have way more to offer then you US guys, like you told me yourself. You are only for the sextourism, so that makes you a very simple minded person.

Dec 06 09 - 1:10pm
dp

And I forgot to tell, what alot of brazilien girls are writing. That it is not possible to have sex with an Brazilien woman who is not a prositute. This is funny because why not? I had sex with a woman who worked for some TV station and I don't know why but she paid everything for me!!! Don't get me wrong I also did pay alot for here. So mirracles do happen haha

Dec 10 09 - 10:07am
cx

Wow. seriously I lived in the US AND IM BRAZILIAN! its way easier to have sex in the US specially california. BRAZIL IS ALOT HARDER!!!AND brazilian girls are not sluts! please , just because of one experience u cant blame the whole country for it!!

Dec 10 09 - 10:41am
dp

Sorry you are right about the blame, my apologies!!!

Dec 21 09 - 7:17am
wbr

I don't think his story was that far fetched. He spent time with the girl, he talked with her, developed a rapport over a couple of days, and didn't immediately try to get into her pants. If there's mutual attraction, why wouldn't it lead to sex? What was disappointing was that his goal seemed to be more about going back to the states with a story to tell than having a meaningful encounter with another human.

Dec 21 09 - 12:35pm
op

u will get what u expect eventually if u remain enthusiastic long enough. as someone already said, the difference is what u

Dec 28 09 - 5:38pm
SW

You're Portuguese sucks, dude.

Dec 28 09 - 5:39pm
BH

To last person: It's not "you're", it's "your".

Mar 01 11 - 1:24am
SW

And you are what, an English Teacher? This is not a writing essay, it is just a comment on an internet article.

Dec 28 09 - 5:44pm
BL

Aprenda melhor a gram

Jan 27 10 - 9:29pm
Bj

Should have been a semi colon and not a colon. You should also have said to "the" last person. That's if we are going to pontificate in terms of the Queen's English.

Feb 06 10 - 1:49pm
Lu

Kinda of sad. Really. I

Feb 12 10 - 5:34pm
juli

Brazil is a very big cuntry, here you will not find just one kind of girl. You will find gils that are willing to get lay in the first time, and gils that wand to get married virgens. The foring guys usualy get the wrong image because we use small clothes and have a good bodytybe but isn't because of that that we will have sex with everybody. We are huggers, we love hug, kiss, talk, make friends. this is what brasilians are. Now sex is other kind of intimaci, we will just have when we are ready and if somebody worth. On the firs, 2nd, 3th 50th date... or maybe never!

Feb 13 10 - 8:41am
GL

Your Portuguese is awful.

Feb 13 10 - 12:54pm
DL

You really don`t know anything about Brasil. What you know, is what everyone that not lives here thinks. Everyone says that we, brazilian girls, are so sexies, poor, that is very easy to take us to bed...and is not. We are just womens, we work, have fun, get out too, normal girls. Yes, we like to kiss a lot of guys, but we just have sex with them if we really want to do this, if we felt confortable. We are humans, we have fellings and I think that this stupid things that strangers said about my country came from xenophobia.

Feb 19 10 - 9:15am
Gabi

I´m brazilian and when i read this kind of expirience i get so fun!! Brazilian girls really likes to provoke and talk abour sexy themes...
But to take us for bed is necessary MUCH MORE than just came here... Good luck guys!!

Apr 22 10 - 4:46am
Marc

ok, brazil is cool, america is cool, this dude wrote a story... nice

Apr 22 10 - 4:50am
Marc

Also, just curious, but do the brazilians take offense to this story? im american but it seems like some don't see it as a guy just telling a story.. like they become offended by what he said.. was it a real story or fiction??

Apr 22 10 - 6:06pm
Name

Wow, that post more stupid, as someone who leaves his country to have sex with Brazil?? I mean you guys are so much worse than us.

Apr 22 10 - 6:08pm
Name

Brazil does not need peoples like you and do not be messing our image.

Jun 05 10 - 11:04pm
unlimited

imma go to brazil. maybe i might get some. but are the girls easier then in the us?

Mar 01 11 - 1:26am
Name

Absolutely not.

Sep 28 10 - 1:48am
nig

yeaa

Oct 01 10 - 8:29pm
crackanna

Yes, sure, I like it, Interesting and educational. Please continue to write more interesting post in your website.

Oct 07 10 - 3:58pm
gean

good story, you must have seen my ex-girlfriend, she was and had a great ass, she broke up with me and still lost the change to have sex with her....brazillian girls are very good for do sex....I know about this.. you americans need do sex with brazilain girls

Mar 01 11 - 1:27am
Name

Shut up, idiot.

Mar 01 12 - 3:28pm
Boy

Gean, you are a cunt

Oct 21 10 - 4:17am
D.Khaled

I'm Muslim And My Girlfriend Is Brazilian (Christian Evangelic).. Islam Hates Whores And Punish Them Hardly In This Life And Other Life But Whores Exist Here Too !! I Want Say My Future Wife (Actualy My Girlfriend) Is More Honest Than You American Psico People !!! Why Don't You Take Your Girls As A Vivid Example Of Prostitution ? And Stop Looking To Other People Through Their Cultures And Habits.. Each Prostitute Offset A Honest Woman Everywhere In All The World.

Jul 06 11 - 5:38pm
Suspirar

Thank you, good sir. Mashallah, and good luck to you and your wife.

Jan 09 12 - 5:58am
Prez

A Christian Brazilian man "can't" marry a Muslim American girl.... WHY NOT????

Nov 01 10 - 2:34pm
I.M.

Seriously? That's what you think about us, brazilian woman? That we are sluts? Wow, you are so wrong! The kissing part is true, we really enjoy kissing and we do it a lot, but having sex with someone we are not dating? That's called prostitution around here, baby :) If you want to meet real brazilian girls go to a city where people are not only interested in having fun, like Curitiba, Londrina, Blumenau, and then you will probably realise how wrong you are, because I bet that even if you spent a whole month in one of those cities, you wouldn't get to have sex with any pretty woman who isn't a prostitute ;)

Jan 09 12 - 6:44am
Prez777

I will not even begin to tell you about facts. Day before my Brazilian
boarded a plane to come as an AuPair she shocked me by telling me that
"Sometimes I like sex in other places..." I said, " Ohhhh, yeah of
course like in car, on washing machine etc...."

"NO, I mean other places, in my ass."

I told her I had done before with only 1 other my ex-GF of 5 1/2 years

She got mad

( BTW, she also told me many other lies that I discovered as we went along )

( AFTER MY FAMILY DOING EVERYTHING FOR HER AND ENSURING THAT SHE DID
NOT GET DEPORTED AFTER 2 families kicked her out )

We helped get her driving lessons and certified and my parents, who
are very religious would not let us sleep together at my house so when
she was kicked out each time we found an entire suite for her at our
best family friends house )

THIS IS VERY INTENSE AND COMPLEX STORY ...
BUT IT COMES DOWN TO HER AND I TALKING 9 months, me getting her here,
her being crazy ass JEALOUS, LYING AND THEN TRYING TO USE ME WHILE
MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY

SHE DUMPED ME THROUGH A TEXT MSG and blocked all of emails and numbers
and ignored my entire family

"BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTIONS FROM LAST NIGHT" I WAS AT WORK!!!!! ?????

ALL SHE WANTED WAS SEX AND MONEY

2 nd night here she waved her pink thong ass in front of my face and
said you want to fuck my ass

she got mad because I just wanted to be with her , I loved her and I
had 2 politcal campaigns going on and running 3 businesses and hadnt
slept in almost 3 days

I was driving to Maine for a project and I stoped in Stamford got a hotel.

SHE DID NOT EVEN WANT TO GO TO DINNER

JUST FUCK

SHE YELLED AT ME AND SAID "IF YOU CAN'T GET A HARD COCK THEN I'll FIND
ANOTHER HARD COCK!"

WTF!!!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

SO MUCH FOR "LOVE"

I FOUND PICS ON HER PHONE

AROUND APRIL 6th when she "LEFT ME" LOL

SHE GOT A CALL FROM A GUY AND I WAS DRIVING TO TAKE HER BACK TO NYC

SHE ALSO MET "FRIENDS" WHO ARE COSTA RICAN AND BRAZILLIAN AND ALL THEY
DO IS DRINK AND FUCK.

1 of her friends fucked the manager at a night club after the boy she
went with ditched her

I THINK I PLAYED.

SHE LIED AND I BOUGHT IT.

I GOT HER TO USA AFTER SHE WAITED 2 years and had not a single family
want her. HER APPLICATION EXPIRED . I RE DID IT AND WITHIN 2 weeks she
had 8 offers

SHE DID NOT WANT TO GO TO THE FIRST FAMILY IN N.C.
SHE SAID THAT SHE WOULD BE TOO FAR AWAY FROM ME ...
BUT THEN SHE SAID SHE DIDNT WANT PA EITHER ( WHERE I LIVE )
I SHOULDVE CAUGHT THAT LIE

THEN SHE PICKED A CONSERVATIVE FAMILY IN NYC WHICH SHE MESSED UP WITH
AND SAID SHE HAD A BF AND WOULD SEE HIM

I HAD TO WRITE A 1 page letter establishing her "MORAL COED"

AFTER THAT SHE GOT HER NYC DREAMS

WHEN I WAS IN MAINE SHE CALLED ME CRYING SAYING I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER
... I WAS WORKING !!!!

SHE WAS KICKED OUT OF THAT HOUSE ???
----------------------------------

WHATEVER ... POINT IS SHE RUINED 2 years of my life

AND COULD NOT EVEN CALL ME OR WRITE ME AN EMAIL TO "BREAKUP"

SHE BLAMED ALL ON ME AND SAID THAT SHE CAN'T BE UP WORRYING ABOUT ME
AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT!?!?!?!?

SHE WOULD NOT HEAR MY APPEALS

If she was not an indirect prostitute or a prostitute than WHO/WHAT WAS SHE ???

How do you say you love someone and yet you use them for what they can do for you.

Gosh, I'm a strong guy too, but her mind games and her jealousy were just INSANE!!!!

DID SHE REALLY LOVE ME?

COULD I HAVE MADE THE RELATIONSHIP WORK???

Judging by her profile pic and the 9 vodka handles behind her and 4 girls she only met 5 months ago and by her not giving me back the IPOD I GOT HER AND TONS ELSE

I WOULD SAY THAT SHE IS A HEARTLESS PROSTITUTE TRYING TO JUSTIFY WHY WE DIDNT WORK OUT BECAUSE I WORKED SO HARD FOR HER.

SHE EVEN SAID TO MY MOM ONCE " sometimes I have the spirit of a prostitute"

WTF

MY MOM DIDNT TELL ME THIS UNTIL IT WAS ALL OVER

Her last text after 18 months

WAS

"BABY I LOVE YOU"

" MY MOM REALLY LIKED TALKING TO YOU LAST NIGHT MAYBE YOU CAN CALL HER AGAIN TONIGHT"

( Her mom speaks no English, Carolina called me at 3am that day actually hahaha I was in bed and she was crying saying that she couldnt reach her mom, so I had to call her mom in RIO on SKYPE TO TELL HER TO CALL CAROL )

WITHIN 17 HOURS ( after working another double ) CAROL JUST LEAVES LIKE THAT.

- "BEBE MY PUSSY HURTS" ( WE DIDNT EVEN HAVE SEX THAT WEEK AND IT HURT????)

( SHE WAS ALWAYS TELLING ME THAT IT HURT )

THE SHE TEXT ME SAYING I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING

Nov 04 10 - 2:52pm
evan

a lot of the "portuguese" here is wrong,,

Jan 20 11 - 7:02pm
lizzi

Obviously the girl come from lower classes, she couldn't even speak portuguese correctly as you noticed, looking for the kind of white guy she can't date in her country, and wow this one was a foreign! Not the brazilian girl at all, darling!

Feb 18 11 - 7:23am
Keygen Cheyanne

Are you know mr Donovan?

Feb 18 11 - 12:39pm
aylin

thnks for this testing :)

Mar 01 11 - 1:28am
Name

Bastard.

Mar 25 11 - 4:19am
bob

Ive dated a brazillian girl for the last 3 years. From all Ive heard and learnt, even the good girls want sex, even the christian ones. There cazy in bed, but are extremely jealous. They either like you or hate you. And for the guys, all the brazillians i know just talk about sex sex sex.

Apr 02 11 - 12:17pm
Cali American

I stayed in Brazil for 6 months because of my work and I will agree with everything this guys experiences. If your thinking Brazil has horny easy woman than dont come here. The woman are insanely hard to hook up with. I could tell you so many go nowhere dates I've had and looks are not my problem. The girls here say I look like a movie star. Problem is that the country is extremely catholic and extremely conservative. The parents of all the girls must drill into there brain that sex is very bad if your not married because all the girls think like this. My experience was that Brazilian woman are very hot and very nice. Much nicer than american girls. They are more like the type of girl you could bring home to mom because they are so goody goody. They are the type of girl you would want to marry because you know they will be faithful and treat you well.

Apr 04 11 - 8:08pm
Rosco

Shit who cares! I'm gonna check on it for myself. After dating a couple here! I'm definetly hooked, pussy whipped call it whatever I'm on it...

Apr 13 11 - 1:54am
Jay Americano!

You Brazilians are all a bunch of idiots that wish you could go and live in America but you can't afford it so you just keep wishing and saving up your little money to visit Disney Land (a shit hole for little kids). You hate on the gringos but your girls are almost all whores and even the Brazilians say and admit this and you deep down inside know it's true. The guys with the big bucks get the best bitches in Brazil and it's just that simple. I know Brazil very well and I speak perfect portuguese and I fuck lots of bitches from all levels of class and I must say that you guys are all hypocrits. You love and are jealous of America and other countries because you know deep down inside that we're much better than you but when someone mentions this you cry like babies and complain on the blogs. This blog is for Americans assholes so go back to your shithole country e fala portugues entre vocês mesmo porra seus filhos da mãe porra!!!! Vai-se foder!!!!! America é bem melhor!!!!!!!!! Para de chorar e mentir!!!! O brasil e as mulheres/merdinhas dele é uma merda só!!!!!!! Entendeu?!! Have nice day, and U.S.A. all the way 'til the wheels fall off biyatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jay Americano de verdade porra!!!!!!!

Sep 12 11 - 2:28am
Alicia

You are SUCH a douche......omg. Sitting here in disbelief how someone can be such a disrespectful and hateful person. People are people....some good, some bad. But you sound like a narcissistic, predatory piece of trash. Brazil ought not allow you in the country.

Apr 13 11 - 2:01am
Jay Americano!

If you would like to add me on as a friend you cheap whores on your Orkut (I know you whores always use Orkut...) or maybe even you more sophisticated whores that use facebook you can send me a nice e-mail (seja educada porra!!!!!) e sua foto (claro, quero conferir...quero só garotas bonitas) para my e-mail bitches which is jamuitosafado@hotmail.com Yes I'm American and yes I know brasil well, and I like to fuck Brazilian bitches but I'm not a stupid Gringo...Not all foreigners are stupid like you think. Only stupid people generalize and believe in unreal fantasy or preconceitos like that. Wake up and stop being elitest and classest snobs and assholes. You don't even have enough money to do this yet you do it anyway and if we were to do it to you you guys would have a fit and cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chorões!!!! Vai tomar no c.......................................Vocês sabem..... Tchau! Jay American Maneiro...

Apr 24 11 - 6:28am
Juliana (from Rio)

The problem is how quickly ...
Is not hard to have sex with a Brazilian, but it takes a few days and phone calls!

May 26 11 - 5:09pm
Ai,Ai...

Jay Americano... Cai fora mané, quer tirar onda de "gringo"? Ou você é um fdp Brasileiro que só que expor seu Orkut pra playboyzada Americana porque Brasileiro nenhum te adicionaria, ou você é de Portugal com inveja dos Brasileiro. Assume cara. Se for Brasileiro porque Americano não é mesmo, devia ter vergonha de ter escrito o que você escreveu. Patético.

Oct 16 11 - 12:53am
Murilo

cara,o pior de tudo é o que falaram da pobreza da miseria da falta de vergonha...eu não sei o que fazer com esse pessoal,segundo alguns blogs o brazil só tem favelas e pessoas que procuram sexo com estrangeiro pra conseguir dinheiro...

eu li em um blog que o cara falava que um jantar que ele pagava pra uma brasileira,era mais do que ela recebia no mes inteiro...ou seja,é OBVIO que nunca visitaram o brasil...o brasil quase não tem pessoas pobres assim... eles se acham ricos por causa do pib...sendo que se os milionarios saissem dos estados unidos,o pib seria mais ou menos uns 15 mil per capita... e não 40 per capita...vai se fuder esse povo que fala que brasil é igual africa

Jun 10 11 - 2:34pm
juliana

todos os americanos são idiotas

Jul 06 11 - 5:37pm
Suspirar

Isso é verdad..

Aug 06 11 - 7:34pm
Carolina

i'm a brazilian girl, and .. yeah, here is kind like this.

Jan 09 12 - 6:47am
heyCAROLINA

Prez777
I will not even begin to tell you about facts. Day before my Brazilian
boarded a plane to come as an AuPair she shocked me by telling me that
"Sometimes I like sex in other places..." I said, " Ohhhh, yeah of
course like in car, on washing machine etc...."

"NO, I mean other places, in my ass."

I told her I had done before with only 1 other my ex-GF of 5 1/2 years

She got mad

( BTW, she also told me many other lies that I discovered as we went along )

( AFTER MY FAMILY DOING EVERYTHING FOR HER AND ENSURING THAT SHE DID
NOT GET DEPORTED AFTER 2 families kicked her out )

We helped get her driving lessons and certified and my parents, who
are very religious would not let us sleep together at my house so when
she was kicked out each time we found an entire suite for her at our
best family friends house )

THIS IS VERY INTENSE AND COMPLEX STORY ...
BUT IT COMES DOWN TO HER AND I TALKING 9 months, me getting her here,
her being crazy ass JEALOUS, LYING AND THEN TRYING TO USE ME WHILE
MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY

SHE DUMPED ME THROUGH A TEXT MSG and blocked all of emails and numbers
and ignored my entire family

"BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTIONS FROM LAST NIGHT" I WAS AT WORK!!!!! ?????

ALL SHE WANTED WAS SEX AND MONEY

2 nd night here she waved her pink thong ass in front of my face and
said you want to fuck my ass

she got mad because I just wanted to be with her , I loved her and I
had 2 politcal campaigns going on and running 3 businesses and hadnt
slept in almost 3 days

I was driving to Maine for a project and I stoped in Stamford got a hotel.

SHE DID NOT EVEN WANT TO GO TO DINNER

JUST FUCK

SHE YELLED AT ME AND SAID "IF YOU CAN'T GET A HARD COCK THEN I'll FIND
ANOTHER HARD COCK!"

WTF!!!!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

SO MUCH FOR "LOVE"

I FOUND PICS ON HER PHONE

AROUND APRIL 6th when she "LEFT ME" LOL

SHE GOT A CALL FROM A GUY AND I WAS DRIVING TO TAKE HER BACK TO NYC

SHE ALSO MET "FRIENDS" WHO ARE COSTA RICAN AND BRAZILLIAN AND ALL THEY
DO IS DRINK AND FUCK.

1 of her friends fucked the manager at a night club after the boy she
went with ditched her

I THINK I PLAYED.

SHE LIED AND I BOUGHT IT.

I GOT HER TO USA AFTER SHE WAITED 2 years and had not a single family
want her. HER APPLICATION EXPIRED . I RE DID IT AND WITHIN 2 weeks she
had 8 offers

SHE DID NOT WANT TO GO TO THE FIRST FAMILY IN N.C.
SHE SAID THAT SHE WOULD BE TOO FAR AWAY FROM ME ...
BUT THEN SHE SAID SHE DIDNT WANT PA EITHER ( WHERE I LIVE )
I SHOULDVE CAUGHT THAT LIE

THEN SHE PICKED A CONSERVATIVE FAMILY IN NYC WHICH SHE MESSED UP WITH
AND SAID SHE HAD A BF AND WOULD SEE HIM

I HAD TO WRITE A 1 page letter establishing her "MORAL COED"

AFTER THAT SHE GOT HER NYC DREAMS

WHEN I WAS IN MAINE SHE CALLED ME CRYING SAYING I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER
... I WAS WORKING !!!!

SHE WAS KICKED OUT OF THAT HOUSE ???
----------------------------------

WHATEVER ... POINT IS SHE RUINED 2 years of my life

AND COULD NOT EVEN CALL ME OR WRITE ME AN EMAIL TO "BREAKUP"

SHE BLAMED ALL ON ME AND SAID THAT SHE CAN'T BE UP WORRYING ABOUT ME
AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT!?!?!?!?

SHE WOULD NOT HEAR MY APPEALS

If she was not an indirect prostitute or a prostitute than WHO/WHAT WAS SHE ???

How do you say you love someone and yet you use them for what they can do for you.

Gosh, I'm a strong guy too, but her mind games and her jealousy were just INSANE!!!!

DID SHE REALLY LOVE ME?

COULD I HAVE MADE THE RELATIONSHIP WORK???

Judging by her profile pic and the 9 vodka handles behind her and 4 girls she only met 5 months ago and by her not giving me back the IPOD I GOT HER AND TONS ELSE

I WOULD SAY THAT SHE IS A HEARTLESS PROSTITUTE TRYING TO JUSTIFY WHY WE DIDNT WORK OUT BECAUSE I WORKED SO HARD FOR HER.

SHE EVEN SAID TO MY MOM ONCE " sometimes I have the spirit of a prostitute"

WTF

MY MOM DIDNT TELL ME THIS UNTIL IT WAS ALL OVER

Her last text after 18 months

WAS

"BABY I LOVE YOU"

" MY MOM REALLY LIKED TALKING TO YOU LAST NIGHT MAYBE YOU CAN CALL HER AGAIN TONIGHT"

( Her mom speaks no English, Carolina called me at 3am that day actually hahaha I was in bed and she was crying saying that she couldnt reach her mom, so I had to call her mom in RIO on SKYPE TO TELL HER TO CALL CAROL )

WITHIN 17 HOURS ( after working another double ) CAROL JUST LEAVES LIKE THAT.

- "BEBE MY PUSSY HURTS" ( WE DIDNT EVEN HAVE SEX THAT WEEK AND IT HURT????)

( SHE WAS ALWAYS TELLING ME THAT IT HURT )

THE SHE TEXT ME SAYING I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING

Oct 16 11 - 12:49am
JESSICA

I'M FROM BRAZIL,AND OH MY GOD... BRAZIL HAVE CIRCUS??? HOW SO??

I'M NOT POOR I'M BRAZILIAN AND WE HAVE MORE MONEY THAN VERY YOU.

I ALREADY HAS VISITED USA AND I NEVER HAS SAID ''USA IS A POOR COUNTRY'' AND NOTHING OF IT!! THEN NOT SAY THINGS OF A LIER

Jan 16 12 - 11:42pm
wwww

so if u are not poor ,so u must learn English

Nov 27 11 - 2:39pm
Erica

Nice history..But i think that all depends...here in São Paulo we are very worried about money and work hard. People in Rio are less worried but they really think that have a good health is very important...It's the same about sex, the location, your social class and religion can change the way u see things.

Dec 26 11 - 2:23am
Hasso

I'm dating a Brazilian chick right now and she probably the most conservative chick I've ever spent time with. She's so sexy though - they have incredible appeal.

Feb 12 12 - 1:11am
D-man

So here's my question: If she's a prostitute, does that make her any less Brazilian? So she needs money and sells herself. How is that any different than the porn stars you whack off to? You would bed them in a second, right? Wait so a prostitute is out, but a chick that sleeps with anyone at the drop of a hat is ok? Look, if you're gonna be real about this, BE REAL. You are either going out there to have a good time, or your not. Like most men , you would rather get the milk without buying the cow (no offence) but to say you are getting less because the girl ends up being a call girl is whack, because before you found out she wanted to get paid, she was just a Hot Brazilian chick. At the end of the day if you treat them equal and the same she may like you and find you to be more than just a walking pocketbook. As with girls from here, use protection, and enjoy: you never know what could happen and what exotic adventures you could have. Also, while we are on the subject, one of the problems with some of the ladies in our own country is that they have too many hang-ups about things, or feel they are too good looking for certain people. That causes men too look abroad to other culture where the women are just as pretty, if not more so, and the guys stick with those women. Funny thing is that then these same women have the nerve to complain about a shortage of good men. Stop putting the vajayjay on a golden platter and maybe the men will stick around more...(off topic, I know, but other than sampling other cultures the way they sample our wallets, why else would men look for women of other nations if everything was good in terms of selection,sex, companionship, etc at home? ) Most men are pretty easy, once they "sow their oats", They will provide for, protect and support the family like that trusty, faithful dog, as long as they have a supportive mate to talk to, good food in their belly, a sorted after home, and enough good spicy sex to kill an elephant. That's it, there's no secret. Mess that up, and they're out on the hunt again.

Mar 17 12 - 2:29am
liam

im going to brazil hah

Mar 17 12 - 2:32am
liam

aussie guy not american hah

Mar 17 12 - 2:50am
james

im an Australian guy, i would like to go to Brazil one day. What do Brazilian girls think about Ausralians? Please reply.

Mar 28 12 - 7:46pm
Bieber

If you look like Justin Bieber you will have no trouble getting laid.

Mar 31 12 - 3:38pm
AZXSW

How do you if she does not have HIV?

Apr 30 12 - 5:14pm
bajuda

This story maybe true but it sound more like hatred and jealousy. I never been to Brasil but Amerika I was there severally! I know how it like being there. I wish u have chance like they having chance flying to Brasil.that just the same you write or you forgive if you have respect for life!

May 24 12 - 4:51pm
Stevie

No need to go to Brazil America has tons of Brazilian nannies here. Take them out, pay them some attention and you will get laid. The sex is good and the asses are incredible. The best thing is they are away from their families and anything goes. Some may take a day some may take a few weeks but if you spend some time with them your in their pants! Going to Brazil for one whore is crazy..go to the US/Brazilian websites you will find plenty of them there just look for the broken English and they always say they are from Brazil. :)

Jul 05 12 - 9:07am
Bazuka

i am brazilian and i come here to post this
i live in Europe and what i had seen about brazilian women is they are all prostitutes in Europe
they start to live in Portugal working at night pubs and after get papers they enter Europe countries to earn more money
Europe is full of prostitutes from Brazil
my words for all of you women from Brazil fuck you all whores

Jul 18 12 - 8:01pm
Melina

I lived in Brazil for 5 years because my family moved there. So I went 2 years to high school & other 2 years to college there. I´m Italian, so I didn´t find understand Portuguese. On my third year there I travelled to Northern with my brother and cousins. We found that in some places like Fortaleza & Manaus there are even more liberal situations than we had observed in Rio or Sao Paulo. on the other hand, Southern Brazil people seems to me no soo liberal and with better level of instruction maybe. I found my own instrution was crap. I mean, it was not as good as could have been in Italy.

Jul 18 12 - 8:04pm
Melina

* I didn´t find difficult to learn Portuguese

Jul 22 12 - 2:30pm
Ryan

Best anal sex in the world:
brazilian woman!

Sep 04 12 - 5:53am
antonio

ma ma mia, wow,,,,,,i am laughing to all the looser american men here,and i live in california, and just so you r curious,i am an ARMENIAN,very well traveled,and after all this i know that i dont know every thing,,,,dear idiots, getting laid has nothing to do with being in brazil, or cuba, or any south american country, ,,,,yes ,,,its true,that hispanic woman are hot and passionate, but belive me if you have the wrong look, and an ugly shoes, you wont even get a prostitute, i have fucked pretty much any south american countrys woman, and for me regardless, of the country, its easy, because, if you know what you should know, its not a federal case,,,,i have never seen a blog with so much bullshit like here talking about woman, and how to get them, and MR., i am cool brazillian guy up here explaininng how to talk to a brazillian woman,,,,,are you serious,if you know how to dress, and you know how to handle yr self, you could be in fucking afghanestan and get laid, i am going to rio in november 2012 for 2 weeks, and i am gonna fuck brazillian woman, regardless, of them knowing how to cook, or how to clean a toilett, or any other bullshit about kissing or hand shake, not because they are easy,,,,,no dear, because, i use the most powerfull tool, which is ,IGNORANCE, woman love that, because they all know majority men are fucking hungry for pussy, and specially if you r from america,and ignorance will get you laid faster than a kiss ,,,,i have been in santo domingo, dominican R., almost 7 times, and belive me, if you think brazillians are easy, ma ma ma,,,,go over there, you will not belive it, i probably fucked over 150 girls, in my 7 visits, and maybe 5 were prostitutes, and belive me they were so beautiful that i didnt give a fuck paying them, they were worthed, over all, woman of countrys that they are not economically inclined, they look at men from america as an easy target for money, because their own country man are fucking loosers, and there is no money, do you think a brazillian man or a costa rican, or dominican man would treat their woman same way we do,,,no dear they treat them like shit, and if you take yr head out of yr ass, while you r worry about getting laid anywhere , you will see that,,,,,
getting woman is not about them being easy or in brazil or anywhere else, its just like a cook, you gotta have the right ingredients to make a delicious food, over all, i am gonna have fucking awsome time over there and when i come back i will right about it,,,,,people tent to over exaggerate their miserrable experiences, and by living in america i know what america men r about, bunch of fucking idiots, loosers and low life cultureless, who would fuck their own kids,,,and almost allof em, are emotionally disturb,,,,,,,so bottom line, if you dont know how to get laid,,,,,stop fucking bloggggiiinnnnggg about it, with yr fucking minimal education and experiences, whole world is laughing at you mother fuckers,,,,,,.and that little life that you have here its because of people like us, who would show you how to eat and dress up, and fucking live,,,,,,,,