Win Katherine Heigl in Ninety Minutes or Less: A Short Film

A no-fail guide to dating Hollywood's rom-com über-frau.

This Friday's One For The Money is Katherine Heigl's first movie in over a year. (One For The Money is also probably a pretty apt description of why the movie got made, but we'll let it go.)

Unfortunately for those smitten with Heigl, it turns out that long hiatus was because she was busy having a baby. But we're pretty sure our no-fail guide to making her fall in love with you is still foolproof: be an asshole, and wait ninety minutes. Oh, and it's preferable if you're slightly unshaven. And yes, we made this video for her last movie, but in our defense, Heigl's not doing anything new either.

Commentarium (2 Comments)

Jan 27 12 - 10:20am
cs

Being a patient, scruffy asshole is a pretty good way to get a lot of women (myself included).

Jan 27 12 - 3:00pm
BenReininga

I'm really happy to see this revived! Now if only someone would release a major motion picture about douching....

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