Serge Gainsbourg's Five Greatest Sexual Provocations

The legendary French scoundrel gets a new biopic this week.

By Alex Heigl

Serge Gainsbourg didn't just epitomize the sexy French singer archetype — half-lidded eyes, cigarette, half-talked/half-crooned songs that all seem to be come-ons — he practically created it. One of France's most enduring musical icons, he's getting his own big-screen biopic this week with Gainsbourg: A Heroic Life. We're marking the event by recapping the five most sexually provocative things Gainsbourg did during a long and sexy career: the good, the bad, and the really remarkably uncomfortable.


5. He wrote a song about oral sex for a teenager to sing.

Gainsbourg first came to prominence in the mid-1960s by writing songs for other people: one of these people was teenage songstress France Gall. The second song he wrote for her was "Les Sucettes," a charming little ditty about a young girl who enjoys lollipops. Gainsbourg being Gainsbourg, the whole thing was a thinly veiled paean to oral sex, which Gall, in a pre-Britney Spears bit of (possibly calculated) naïveté, professed to be completely unaware of. She was apparently mortified when the song's real meaning was expressed to her, and said she "felt betrayed" that she'd been allowed to sing the song. Gainsbourg, meanwhile, was characteristically succinct about "Les Sucettes," calling it "the most daring song of the century."


4. He made the French national anthem into a lusty reggae slow jam.

Sexing up a revered institution has always been a great way to turn heads. Madonna had her moment with the crucifix thing; Gainsbourg had his by remaking his country's national anthem as a sexed-up reggae tune. "Aux Armes et Caetera," Gainsbourg's take on "La Marseillaise," pissed everybody off. Conservatives were angry about his louche delivery, veterans were upset that he truncated the war-related lyrics, and the singer even received death threats. The funny thing is, our hero didn't even sing any particularly sexual lyrics on the track. He just delivered the song as his usual, drawling, eyebrow-cocking self; that was apparently provocation enough.


3. He was very, very honest with Whitney Houston, on live TV.

In 1986, Gainsbourg appeared on a French talk show with Whitney Houston. Fresh off "The Greatest Love of All," Whitney's being all poodle-haired and adorable, when Gainsbourg sits down and proceeds to tell her, in French, that he'd love to sleep with her. The host translates diplomatically, telling Houston that Gainsbourg thinks she's very beautiful... at which point Gainsbourg switches to English, warning the host that "You are not Reagan, I'm not Gorbachev, so don't try, eh? I said, 'I want to fuck her.'" Whitney's face at 1:06 says it all. So much for honesty being the best policy.

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Commentarium (8 Comments)

Aug 30 11 - 8:46am
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Gainsbourg rode the waves of pop music before Bowie knew how to sing, but in very similar fashion. He killed rumba when it had its fad, did bubblegum pop and made it burst, and his 70s bass lines still get pillaged by samplers the world around. On top of that, he's the worst perv to get this kind of fame without going to jail for it. What's not to like. Vive Gainsbourg.
And try to beat this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELxr5asAe-4

Aug 30 11 - 1:41pm
DeePDX

Still the most sultry song I've come across on the interwebs! Thanks Pandora Roxy Music Station!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDI8-cAQQHk

Aug 30 11 - 4:29pm
EdwardSF

If you rent an apartment in France his music in the BEST background music.

Aug 30 11 - 6:21pm
Vinegar Bend

I was watching a video clip of Jane Birkin and she was the only woman whose beauty actually made me cry.

Sep 01 11 - 6:43pm
Lilithe

I am so not impressed - with the man or the music. I think he was a sick fuck - I don't even find him sexy. He looks ill. What is in the least bit appealing about a rapey, pedophile drunkard who can't really sing or write music. I bet he smelled bad, too.

And yes, I do like Leonard Cohen. But there's a purity about Cohen, that Gainsbourg does not posses.

Sep 01 11 - 9:12pm
Krantzstone

...Here come's your bride with her veil on
Approach her, you wretch, if you dare
Approach her, you ape with your tail on
Once you have her she'll always be there
Well, don't go home with your hard-on
It will only drive you insane
You can't shake it or break it with your Mo-town
You can't melt it down in the rain...

Cohen was a lot dirtier when he was younger, to be sure, but there's always a part of him that's a saint as well as sinner. He also has a Canadian politeness, which Gainsbourg lacks, although when he's being brutally honest (eg. _Death of A Lady's Man_ novel) he can be more bitter.

Feb 14 12 - 8:04am
zeddian

Gainsbourg can't write music? Francoise Hardy, Marianne Faithful, Petula Clark, Juliette Greco, Portishead, Jarvis Cocker, Neil Hannon, Yann Tiersen, Keren Ann, Carla Bruni and countless others think he can. they know this craft better than you do, Lilithe.

Sep 02 11 - 7:14am
AD

Let's not forget him inventing sampling with Initials BB (Dvorak's Symphony from the New World)