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Prude Awakening

“I started writing for Nerve. I did cocaine. I met Dave.”

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Wonder Woman Was My Lover

I heard Wonder Woman making the sounds Wonder Woman makes when in the throes of ecstasy.

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The garden of Eden with the fall of man, by Jan Brueghel de Elder and Peter Paul Rubens

In The Garden

And God gave the boy a huge cock, which pleased Him, and which pleased the boy.

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A fully loaded semiautomatic poem.

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Farmboy Riot

“Quite regularly she masturbated in front of him to the corrosive gasps of his breathing.”

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Autobiography of a Body

Can sex teach beauty? The late Lucy Grealy on “sex as a state of being rather than a state of action.”

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Lying with My Father

Lisa Carver on incestual temptation, from the archives.

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Learner’s Permit: Fiction by Mary Karr

As a public school teacher, your mother espouses dosing the water supply with birth control, or that’s how she justifies put…

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Ranked: Werner Herzog’s Documentaries from Worst to Best

The best nonfiction films from the master director.

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The Sex Scenes from Season 2 of ‘House of Cards’ (Including THAT One) NSFW

Sure, House of Cards is a razor-sharp political thriller, but it also features a lot (a lot) of sex.

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True Stories: My First Weekend As a Peep Show Girl

The first thing I did at Sex World was pick my name. Amidst the sprawl of hundreds of square feet of dildos, butt plugs, and seven…

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Ranked: Wes Anderson Films From Worst to Best

Anderson’s constructs meticulous whimsy and has sympathetic understanding of human foibles.

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Ranked: Every Oscar Best Picture Winner from Worst to Best

Auditing the one category that contains both The Godfather and Crash.

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Sex Advice From Bob Odenkirk

“Get a fake arm cast and put a bunch of fake friends’ names on it so the girl thinks you’re injured and have lot of friends.”

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The Year I Spent As A Phone-Sex Operator

“Can I talk to you again?” he asked shyly, and I winced to myself.

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The 25 Best Punk Rock Love Songs

It’s hard to hold hands in a mosh pit, but we can try.

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The Top 43 Sexiest U.S. Presidents

It’s President’s Day so here at Nerve we put together our celebrating the most important presidential characteristic: sex appeal.

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I Did It for Science: Happy Ending

The thought of a hot stranger getting her hands on the goods is a little naughty. Is this what they mean by hands-on reporting?

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Ranked: Every Saturday Night Live Cast Member Ever, From Worst to Best

A highly scientific survey that will surely lead to no disagreements.

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The Story Of A Breakup Told Through Nude Portraits – NSFW

21 year-old photographer Jordan Tiberio captured these intimate photos of a couple in their final months. In dying relationships, …

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