Book of James Franco erotica needs funding, and better get it

It's hard to go a day without someone on the subway, on the street, or on the internet, begging you to part with your hard-earned cash for some "important cause." But forget Greenpeace and homeless people — it's time to get our priorities straight. A book of James Franco erotica has been written, and it needs money to be printed.

Portland publishing group Social Malpractice has begun a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds for the aptly titled book, Fucking James Franco. They need $2,000 by November 26, and they've unsurprisingly already made it to $1,322. Apparently this is not some kind of meta side-side-side project of Franco's. Or maybe that's just what he wants us to think. 

Anyway, it's a pretty sweet deal. If you donate $10 to the "collection of erotic fiction that describes hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer, and visual artist of all time," they'll send you a copy of the book when it's released. If you donate more, they're offering original posters of Franco making out with himself. And if the book is published, there's always the possibility that he'll do a reading (and make our brains and nethers explode).