It's hard to go a day without someone on the subway, on the street, or on the internet, begging you to part with your hard-earned cash for some "important cause." But forget Greenpeace and homeless people — it's time to get our priorities straight. A book of James Franco erotica has been written, and it needs money to be printed.

Portland publishing group Social Malpractice has begun a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds for the aptly titled book, Fucking James Franco. They need $2,000 by November 26, and they've unsurprisingly already made it to $1,322. Apparently this is not some kind of meta side-side-side project of Franco's. Or maybe that's just what he wants us to think. 

Anyway, it's a pretty sweet deal. If you donate $10 to the "collection of erotic fiction that describes hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer, and visual artist of all time," they'll send you a copy of the book when it's released. If you donate more, they're offering original posters of Franco making out with himself. And if the book is published, there's always the possibility that he'll do a reading (and make our brains and nethers explode).

Commentarium (10 Comments)

Nov 18 11 - 3:35pm
fishstix

Zooey Deschanel

Nov 18 11 - 3:43pm
Myke

This is hilarious.

Nov 18 11 - 5:19pm
Lawrence

Geez. At least use a different Franco picture.

Nov 18 11 - 7:02pm
Alex Heigl

Never!

Nov 19 11 - 3:50am
erin

Thank you, Alex...! hubba hubba

Nov 19 11 - 2:48pm
Lawrence

What about that blank art one? Still Franco, just no picture.

Nov 19 11 - 10:51pm
@Lawrence.

+1 - yes, please, always use that one.

Nov 18 11 - 10:37pm
teetea

seriously? yes, please!

Nov 18 11 - 11:49pm
PhDerp

I'll donate to a book titled 'Fuck Off, James Franco', but not this one.

Nov 19 11 - 12:37am
JCB

Ugh. I'd pay James Franco to relax with the goddamn incessant trolling.

You know it's bad when I'm looking at an attractive man and yet all I can see is this:

http://media.desura.com/cache/images/members/1/431/430462/thumb_940x3000...