I seriously did not just Photoshop the cover of Glenn Beck's new nonfiction (?) book, The Seven Wonders That Will Change Your Life. #8: People will pay large amounts of money if you prey on their fears and pretend to cry on national television.
Wonkette, Gawker and other sites have been mocking this cover mercilessly, but I don't know what to say. There is a man behind Beck who appears to be Photobombing. His name may be Ablow. Ablow's job on this book cover is probably to convince readers that the book isn't full of crazy rants… because he's a damn doctor and he wouldn't allow that. Also, who is the kid?
P.S. Is one of the Seven Wonders discovering the Joy of Gay Adoption? Just wondering.