Over four-hundred new words have just wormed their way into the latest edition of the Concise Oxford English Dictionary. And by "words", we mean "annoyingly modern phenomena that were non-existent as of a couple years ago." The biggest offender is sure to inspire facepalms from English majors worldwide: those spandex-y legging-jean hybrids known as "jeggings." "Sexting," "cyberbullying," and "mankini" (Borat would be so proud) follow as close seconds.
So how can next year's entries possibly top this cloying bunch? I guess we'll have to get to work engineering hideous articles of clothing ASAP to find out.