Levi Johnston plans ridiculously titled tell-all book about the Palin family

Levi Johnston, the man behind Bristol Palin's baby and some pretty lame Playgirl photos, is ready to tell all about Alaska's former first-family. Johnston has just snagged a book deal and boy, does his memoir have quite the title. Get ready for Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, which will no doubt portray Levi as the vulnerable boy thrust into the spotlight by his baby's manipulative, grizzly grandma.

Oh, and in case you have any doubt's about Johnston's literary aspirations, he wants you to know that he one-hundred-percent wrote it all by himself. (Hey if Snooki can do it... oh wait, never mind.) According to Johnston:

"I want to tell the truth about my close relationship with the Palins… my sense of Sarah, and my perplexing fall from grace — how I feel and what I've learned. I'm doing this for me, for my boy Tripp, and for the country."

America will surely benefit from this autobiographical and political tour de force. Though we'd probably benefit more if he learned how to properly use contraception.