E.L. James' crazy-popular erotic romance, Fifty Shades of Grey, has become the "literary" phenomenon of 2012, providing BDSM thrills for bored housewives and other titillation-seekers. Selling over three million copies in all formats, and reaching the peak of best-seller lists from Amazon to The New York Times, the book is responsible for another improbable, J.K. Rowling-like success story, transforming, in a matter of months, Twilight fan-fic author Erika Leonard into E.L. James, she of the new seven-figure book contract and member of Time's "100 Most Influential People in the World" list.

But, amid all the hoopla, Florida's Brevard County Public Libraries system has remained sober-headed, unmoved by all the hype. Protecting their patrons from all that sexy bondage, the county's seventeen libraries removed all copies of the book from circulation earlier this week. Explained library services director Cathy Schweinsberg:

"It's quite simple -- it doesn't meet our selection criteria. Nobody asked us to take it off the shelves. But we bought some copies before we realized what it was. We looked at it, because it's been called 'mommy porn' and 'soft porn.' We don't collect porn."

However, that doesn't mean the county's libraries are completely free of so-called "dirty" books, as if Rick Santorum had personally inspected each and every building. Titles such as The Complete Kama Sutra, Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterley's Lover, Fear of Flying, Tropic of Cancer, and (gasp!) Lolita can still be checked out. And what's the distinction? Said Schweinsberg, "I think because those other books were written years ago and became classics because of the quality of the writing. This is not a classic."

So time will tell if Fifty Shades of Grey becomes a classic (not holding breath), and thus suitable for Brevard County library shelves. Until then, residents will have to pay for the hottest, trashiest, airport novel going. You stay classy, Brevard County.

Commentarium (9 Comments)

May 04 12 - 1:56pm
GeeBee

Cool. Snobbery and censorship all bundled together, so you can find them in one place. Sad that it's the taxpayer-funded public library system.

May 04 12 - 4:17pm
Rex Merritt

If the work had contained guns and shooting, then it would've been quite acceptable. After all, it's Florida.

May 04 12 - 4:23pm
JCB

I'd be happier if instead of pulling it for being "mommy porn", they pulled it for being an embarrassing pile of literary shite!

May 06 12 - 4:30am
Betty

I tried to read "Fanny Hill" ... it definitely did not become a classic due to it's quality writing.

May 08 12 - 3:18pm
GeeBee

I bet its punctuation is better than yours

May 06 12 - 1:36pm
SRN

If it "didn't meet your selection critiera" then Why was it selected in the first place? Did it just mysteriously show up in 17 libraries? I would have more respect for you if you just said "we bought it cause it was a bestseller/we had requests for it/the aquistion department wanted to read it/etc but we have to pull it cause of the uproar/we have no spines/we don't want anyone thinking for themselves..."

May 06 12 - 5:48pm
Weary

Florida is marching backward in a hurry

May 07 12 - 9:09am
JCF

I'm sure the publisher is thrilled! Not only do they get a lot of publicity and a reputation for being "naughty," but Brevard County residents now cannot just go read it at the library! Makes me wonder if the Brevard County Public Library system was bribed to take it out of circulation so publicly....

May 31 12 - 11:50pm
Jenny

"I think because those other books were written years ago and became classics because of the quality of the writing. This is not a classic." is the most hilarious quote ever for some reason.