You asked for it, you got it. And by "asked for it," I mean "never thought about such a travesty," and by "got it," I mean "this is real life." The awesome patriots at Really Big Coloring Books® has just unleashed upon the world something called The Tea Party Coloring Book For Kids.
According to RSCB, their new book:
Teaches children (and parents) about the origians of the Tea Party and what it involves. A very pleasant song, coloring and activity book on Liberty, Faith, Freedom and so much more! Get involved, participate, self reliance, freedom of choice, work, government-of-for-by the people, Leadership, Ingenuity, Jobs and responsibility!
Fun! Any child who isn't looking forward to finding 32 pages worth of "jobs and responsibility" in their Christmas stocking is probably anti-American, and perhaps even a terror baby, but probably not an anchor baby, because I don't think this book even comes in Spanish.