Dodson was arrested in Alabama on Saturday and released a few hours later, and even broke the news of his brush with the law himself, tweeting:
"Let me be the first to tell it!! So just got out of jail off a weak charge!!! Got pulled over in my Benz and they got me … I never been in jail except that time in grade school."
Fair enough, but does brief viral fame and a joke iPhone app in your name really earn you enough money for a Benz? You all can congratulate Dodson on his release from custody, but I'm going to see if I can find a dark corner somewhere to quietly weep about my career choices.