Ben & Jerry's creates "Schweddy Balls" flavored ice cream

Schweddy Balls skit

Looks like Alec Baldwin's got a new favorite ice cream. It might be a decade too late, but Ben & Jerry's has finally done it and announced "Schweddy Balls" as their latest flavor. Fans of the now-classic SNL skit finally have a dessert to complement their NPR-listening habits. But can you just imagine the poor, culturally unaware fool who wanders into the frozen-food aisle only to be greeted with icky-sounding dessert?

So what exactly do "Schweddy Balls" taste like? According to the company, the ice cream consists of vanilla ice cream, a hint of rum, fudge covered rum balls, and milk chocolate malt balls. Lots and lots of balls. And double entendres. Sadly the flavor will only be available for a limited time and only at thirty-percent of the stores that typically carry the brand, so you could have a hard time getting your hands on those schweddy balls. Haha, balls.

Commentarium (11 Comments)

Sep 07 11 - 11:34pm

70% of locations won't be able to get their hands on any balls.

Sep 07 11 - 11:59pm


Sep 08 11 - 1:45am

I've tasted it. (Minneapolis)

The cream is a bit noggy, but the real treat are the balls. You might want to leave them out to get some air on them, warm them up. They have a nice flavor to them.

Sep 08 11 - 11:05am

I'm holding out for Betty White's dusty muffin.

Sep 08 11 - 1:30pm

That's awesome...15 years ago!

Sep 08 11 - 2:47pm

Lacking salt. Not Schweddy enough.

Oct 08 11 - 8:34pm

Has anybody found this icecream? Where at? I am in Ohio and haven't found it yet.

Nov 20 11 - 10:19am

Free knowledge like this doesn't just help, it pmrotoe democracy. Thank you.

Nov 20 11 - 12:43pm

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