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Concerned, responsible adults protest Four Loko ban

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Why no, now that you ask, no you can't go 24 hours without hearing a new Four Loko related story. In yet another chapter of the blackout-in-a-can saga, there's now backlash against the backlash, resulting in protests to keep Loko legal. As per their duty as Americans, a group of responsible Four Loko consumers took to union square to protest, following in the grand footsteps of dissenters from the founding fathers to Vietnam protesters. 

A sample argument: "The caffeine doesn't stop me from realizing that I'm getting drunk, it helps me with my awareness." And thus, a generation's battle cry is born.