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Isaac H. Stoltzfus, a judge from Intercourse, Pennsylvania, could lose his job simply for promoting safe, uh, intercourse. Last September, Stoltzfus handed out condoms packaged in hollowed-out acorns to state employees while attending a continuing education seminar. And now The Judicial Conduct Board has filed a complaint saying he brought "disrepute" on his office.

He was also almost ticketed for disorderly conduct, but then the police realized he didn't actually break any laws. If anything, the judge was preventing others from acting disorderly by helping them keep their sexual escapades under wraps. Stoltzfus, who claims to hand out condoms in his courtroom all the time to help emphasize how important safe sex is in preventing unwanted pregnancy and STDs, should be considered an empowering role model — even if his way of distributing them is a little nutty (pun totally intended; sorry). Besides, what are all these uptight people doing living in a city called Intercourse anyway?

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Commentarium (6 Comments)

Jun 09 11 - 5:05pm
jill

Um, is it just me or are these the most boob-lookin' acorns ever?

jill
http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com

Jun 09 11 - 10:06pm
SJ

couldn't get past anything written after Intercourse, Pa.

Jun 09 11 - 10:19pm
src

Ok, CONDOMS IN HOLLOWED-OUT ACORNS. Am I the only one confused about this?

Jun 10 11 - 3:00am
Jud

I'm still trying to figure out how you fit the condom in the hollowed out acorn. Condoms in the package don't fold that well, and acorns aren't that big. Was he unwrapping them? That's pretty stupid.

Jun 10 11 - 9:16am
Green

I'm trying to figure out what's news or even interesting about this.