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Democratic Congressional candidate’s dildo photos pop up on the web

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Dildo pic Krystal Ball

Virginia Congressional candidate Krystal Ball (yes, I know) is furious about the release of a series of private party photos showing her sucking on a dildo (or some sort of fake penis.) In the photos, Ball (above, at right) is seen playing with the red penis that substituted for Rudolph's red nose, apparently attached to the face of her then-husband. The lame right-wing blogs are having a field day with this one, of course.

This is the kind of thing where, if she were a Family Values Republican and hypocrite about sex, it could embarrass and even cost her. But Ball is up-and-coming Democrat — and you know how Democrats love their boners.

"It's incredibly sexist" and "outrageous" that these pictures have emerged [says Ball.] She continues: "I'm angry at the way women in this country are unfairly treated in this regard when they step up and run for office." Because if a man sucked a rubber dick attached to the nose of another man, we would never publish that picture. Besides! What if we like politicians who pose with red dildos in their mouths, hmm? [Gawker]

Of course, seeing as how she has no chance whatsoever of winning the election (it's ranked "Safe Republican" for now), this could only help raise her profile, long-term.

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Honestly, who names their kid Krystal Ball? The only name worse than that would've been "Lucille."