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Denny’s creates bacon sundae for its “sacred festival of bacon”

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In an effort to win my heart, Denny's has introduced the festival of "Baconalia," unveiling a bacon-laden menu featuring seven new, bacony dishes. Included are bacon meatloaf, bacon flapjacks, and, of course, a maple-bacon ice-cream sundae. I, for one, applaud their efforts to integrate bacon into some counterintuitive dishes.

Yeah, sure, Americans are obese or whatever. And maybe creating an entire menu centered around bacon grease isn't going to improve the health of our nation. But everyone knows that excessive health consciousness is grating and/or boring, so I'm going to go ahead and endorse Denny's attempt to fill our gullets with the least kosher treat ever created.