It seems like every couple of weeks there's another scandal involving a college fraternity, some sort of email, and rampant sexism letting it all hang out. The latest offenders are the respectful blokes of USC's chapter of Kappa Sigma. One industrious brother created a long descriptive email, incorporating both a personal ethos on getting "pie" (that's new and unique code for vagina) and a call-out to brothers to share their weekly sexual conquests. He created this manifesto both to inform brothers about his expertise (over fifty pies conquered thus far!) and to shame them for ever having sex with "filth" (denoted as a woman scoring four or below, on this man's personal scale of attractiveness).

There's really no beginning or end to the obnoxious, nausea-inducing contents of the email. It's hard to pinpoint what personally enraged me the most on this Wednesday morning. Was it the delineation between "wife," "girlfriend," and "filth" material? Was it the veneration afforded noted piece of shit Tucker Max? Perhaps the racist implication of allotting various races their own, cutesy pie flavors, then accusing any man who sleeps with a Middle Eastern woman of being insufficiently patriotic? Perhaps this gem of a quote: "Non-consent and rape are two different things. There is a fine line, so make sure not to cross it."

Do fraternity brothers not understand how email works? There is a forward button. If you also want to ruin your day, you can read the email in its entirety.

Commentarium (24 Comments)

Mar 09 11 - 2:14pm
Michael

This man is who he is because it works. Ask yourself who you should be shaming and who should receive the blame.

Mar 09 11 - 2:37pm
Gazbo

Bank robbery "works", murder "works", pedophilia "works" - real high end value system you got workin' there Mikey.
In case you (probably) don't know; non-consent IS rape. In court.

Mar 09 11 - 5:01pm
Michael

Bank robbery works? Murder works? Pedophilia works? From what I know, all those things are illegal and highly punishable. What this guy does, on the other hand, seems to get him lots of positive attention from women. Are you really gonna try and conflate the issues?

Mar 09 11 - 8:57pm
Jenn

Getting a girl drunk so she'll sleep with you "works." Yeah, that's definitely not shady. Also, saying women aren't people, just pieces of "pie" "works." Honestly, this shit wouldn't "work" if women were taught we're worth more. It's sad.

Mar 10 11 - 3:55am
Anon2

It isn't so much that women need to be taught that they're worth more. It's men that need to be taught that women are worth more. But this is typical of what I expect from USC. School of elitist self-centered jerks.

Mar 10 11 - 12:27pm
thinkywritey

The former AND the latter, Anon2. Men grow up to value themselves; women grow up to value men.

Mar 10 11 - 12:40pm
Gazbo

Conflate? Sure do, Mikey. Aside from legality (which I mentioned) all those behaviors are monstrously self indulgent and have tragic consequences. Tragic too for people like you who are like infants; somebody gives you a beautiful gift and you throw it away and play with the wrapping paper.
Pathetic.
Thanks for your contribution to society.

Mar 09 11 - 2:20pm
anon

What?

Mar 09 11 - 2:46pm
Sarah

I was not expecting it to be all that bad before i read it. Wow, was I mistaken. That was horrendous. I want to take the "author" and smack the shit out of him, over and over again.

Mar 09 11 - 4:17pm
Ss

Wow. Disgusting. What a as-hole. I hope someone kicks this guys ass.

Mar 09 11 - 4:28pm
Ss

Oh! I just remembered that Kappa Sigma was banned from the University of Alabama this past fall because of an incident that happened the year before. The one of the pledges ended up in the ICU with a collapsed lung and 3rd degree burns on his butt and ball sack. His frat "brothers" made him sit on a metal chair that they had heated with a blow torch and made him answer question about the fraternity. Sounds like the whole organization is filled with a bunch of losers.

Mar 09 11 - 4:32pm
TLP

Well that just ruin the rest of my day. What a DICK!!!!! I can tell he is going to get far in life....

Mar 09 11 - 4:47pm
....

Probably pretty far....The world tends to favor dicks.

P.S. (and much less severe) did anyone else see the nerve personal in the top right corner? Most humbling moment: "My first yoga class"??? L M F A O..really?

Mar 09 11 - 4:42pm
stargirl

What the hell is the difference between non-consent and rape? Non-consent is rape.

Mar 09 11 - 4:59pm
Pace Tree

I have to wonder about the women who serve their pies to men like these. What are they thinking?

Mar 09 11 - 7:49pm
K

I have to wonder whether or not women are actually consenting to someone who sees a difference between non-consent and rape.

Mar 09 11 - 10:01pm
S

In their own "target-esque" way they're riding the boys' coattails. What's the word feminists use to describe women actively sabotaging gender equity?

Mar 09 11 - 5:19pm
It must suck...

...to have no sense of humor. I did not read it and I don't plan to, but I can't imagine it being taken as anything other than what it undeniably must be: Funny.

Mar 09 11 - 8:58pm
Which is why...

...you're an uninformed moron. Read it. It's not funny.

Mar 09 11 - 11:51pm
HAHA

LOVED IT.

Mar 09 12 - 3:44pm
cfg

You are a bag that contains much douche.

Mar 10 11 - 5:32am
NotChristian

I'd have to agree, this is pretty cleverly written. Calling on women to maintain their pubic hair as "a matter of respect". 'Cause when you aren't a person, you should respect those who are. The middle-eastern comment was funny, another unexpected moment in a piece that just kept me guessing.

Nov 20 11 - 1:52pm
Shanna

I want to send you an award for most helpful intrenet writer.

Nov 21 11 - 2:25pm
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