Tattoos are forever, unless you get them removed. But what if your tattoo won you a car? Then you'd the German guy who was given a free Mini Cooper after getting the word "mini" tattooed onto his penis. You see, somebody promised to award the car to whomever did "the most craziest, idiotic stunt." So Andreas Muller, in good faith, went ahead and got a penis tattoo.
This is what it looks like when somebody wants something really, really bad:
Could you imagine if he didn't win? What would he have told his urologist?