Iran bans necklaces and shorts on men

In Iran, the moral police translate to the fashion police, quite literally. More than 70,000 trained men known as "the moral police" have been deployed in Tehran and are cracking down on "un-Islamic" clothing and haircuts. This means no shorts and necklaces on guys and no loose-fitting head-scarves, tight jackets, or exposed legs for women. The threat of being fined and even arrested looms, especially with the increasing summer heat causing young people to push the boundaries of these rigid restrictions. 

While men wearing cut-offs might be a controversial clothing choice in any part of the world, making them illegal in Iran is an unsurprisingly extreme measure meant to combat "the Western cultural invasion." Last year ponytails and mullets were also outlawed for being "decadent." While we're opposed to the former, they might be on to something with the latter.

 

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Commentarium (12 Comments)

Jun 15 11 - 9:32am
Philosopher

Meanwhile, the American morality police crack down on students who display flags on their bikes and seek to prevent students from praying at commencement ceremonies.

Libertarianism is the only way to go.

Jun 15 11 - 10:09am
Joe

No they're not.

Jun 15 11 - 10:39am
@Joe

Er, yes, they are. What are you objecting to?
The only thing that's opinion rather than fact is "Libertarianism is the only way to go."
Incidentally, I agree.

Jun 15 11 - 10:05am
anon

Those sweet, sweet decadent mullets.

Jun 15 11 - 10:09am
Joe

Hooray! I don't live in Iran.

Jun 16 11 - 12:35pm
thinkywritey

But please don't wear those shorts anyway.

Jun 15 11 - 11:53am
G Unit

I'm gonna have to re-pack and find my full length bathing suits.

Jun 15 11 - 12:37pm
Geebee

The ponytail - the mullet of the 21st century.

Jun 15 11 - 1:25pm
HeebeeGeebies

Necklaces on men are pretty gay.

Jun 15 11 - 6:04pm
Lawrence

And I thought the article said, Iran bans necklaces on short men.

Jun 17 11 - 10:08pm
AT

Serious question: where do hot men like those in this pic hang out??

Jul 23 11 - 11:20am
Keyanna

I might be beating a dead horse, but thank you for poisntg this!