It’s finally here: The adults-only Anthony Weiner action figure

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Anthony Weiner may be hidden in his rehabilitation bunker at the moment, but that doesn't mean he's hidden from our hearts and minds and RSS feeds. No, on the contrary — his presence feels stronger now than ever, obviously thanks to this new "adults-only" Anthony Weiner action figure

The doll, much like the man himself, can come two ways: censored or uncensored. Yet it's not quite clear from the manufacturer's site how the "for adults only" version differs from between the "standard" one — other than the $10 price increase, of course. Perhaps it could be some dazzlingly sly commentary on the taxpayer dollars Weiner will continue to receive as salary during his two-week leave of absence… or maybe it's just a ploy to take $10 from you. Really, though, does it even matter? Just look at those sweatshorts — so perfect for summer!