Karl Lagerfeld sculpts his ideal man out of chocolate

Karl Lagerfeld chocolate sculpture

God, is there anything Karl Lagerfeld does that isn't in one way or another wildly entertaining? The Chanel designer, who reportedly goes nowhere without his muse (and total hottie) Baptiste Giabiconi, has gone and unveiled an eerie, expertly sculpted chocolate replica of said muse.

The obvious labor of love is loosely linked to Magnum ice cream (for which the Kaiser has also directed commercials staring Baptiste) and debuted today in Paris. Now, you can go ahead and make all the jokes you want about Karl and his choco-muse, but I will say that this looks a lot nicer than the Skittles replica of Jon Hamm I've been working on for the past eighteen months. Hats off.

Commentarium (12 Comments)

Apr 28 11 - 6:42pm
MK

I'll make sure to file this under "Gayest thing i've seen today."

Apr 28 11 - 11:57pm
saywhat

I will file that under the "Straightest comment I've seen today."

Apr 29 11 - 8:48am
eye

Ha!

Apr 28 11 - 11:11pm
CT

wut.

Apr 29 11 - 8:49am
Well

Karl Lagerfeld wants a chocolate Chris Isaak?

Apr 29 11 - 9:19am
reese

i love this motherfu**er...

or in this instance chocolatefu**er...

Apr 29 11 - 9:34am
Schnell

Fruit & Nut Chocolate, per chance?

Apr 29 11 - 11:24am
Moops

Reminds me of the Brownie Husband from SNL.

Apr 29 11 - 2:47pm
slo

Am I the only one that find this a tad racist? Germans, did you learn nothing from ze war?

Apr 29 11 - 8:15pm
White Power

If Karl had gone out of his way to demonstrate his inherent Ayran racism, he'd have used white chocolate.

Apr 30 11 - 3:10am
nope

...how, how on earth is this racist? Creepy and objectifying to his little booty call? That I could see. Racist? No.