Competitive eating's resident bad boy, Takeru Kobayashi, chomped his way to a renegade victory in an unofficial hot-dog eating contest this July Fourth. Kobayashi — banned from the Coney Island Nathan's official hot-dog eating contest for his refusal to sign an exclusive contract with Major League Eating — took part in a splinter contest, slamming sixty-nine hot dogs in ten minutes.
The official winner (of the sanctioned contest) was Joey "Jaws" Chestnut, who won the contest for a fifth year in a row, adding yet another "mustard belt" to his collection. Chestnut managed sixty-two hot dogs for his win. At least this is an improvement on Kobayshi's bizarre behavior last year, when he was arrested after rushing the stage following the contest. Relatedly, be sure to check out Sex Advice From Competitive Eaters, up today on Nerve.